this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

Comments

[doublesmall]

IT'S A CHOKER, ASSHOLE

[stopbleeding]

whatever you say chuunya

[doublesmall]

i swear to god if you call me that again i will kick your ass

[stopbleeding]

nice joke. you wouldn't be able to.

it's a collar.

[thesettingsun]

It's a choker and you're bad at this.

[stopbleeding]

Still did it. 5 at once is efficient.

[thesettingsun]

Are they in a line?

[stopbleeding]

in a way.

[no. but he'll take what he can get.]

don't you hate me? why are you here?

[crudest]

why won't he admit it's a collar
he won't face the truth from anyone

[stopbleeding]

maybe he's afraid someone will try to feed him tuna.

[zoro... what...]

[crudest]

what the fuck
that's stupid

but I'll bite bc it sounds funny
catch a tuna
I'll prepare it so you can take the extras into work

[stopbleeding]

you know how hard it is to catch tuna? i'd have to go out on a real fishing trip. plus make a new rod for it. too much $$$ go get some from the store.

[wordcarvings]

As far as I know, that's not a collar. He has also never mentioned wanting to be a cat.

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to hear anything from team "choker".

[wordcarvings]

It's a valid opinion because it's the truth.

[stopbleeding]

all those magazines that talk about bigfoot think they're telling the truth too. doesn't mean they are.

[ladytakamaki]

...Was that supposed to be your ode to Janet?

[stopbleeding]

yeah. why? is it not one?

[legit asking please ann no one would tell him how to make one]

[ladytakamaki]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
Janet

I guess there's mine?

[b0mbshell]

Your ballad has won my heart.

[He sang Whitesnake to Carmen Sandiego so-]

[stopbleeding]

the moving words of foreigner are eternal. or something.

was gonna go with velvet revolver but i didn't buy that fall to pieces was a ballad.

[b0mbshell]

If you wanted to get really brave you could go with Total Eclipse of the Heart.

[esperimental]

So Janet's a flower?

And an island made of clouds sounds dangerous. Did you see anyone fall off and die.

[stopbleeding]

a ship is heavier than a person. figured if anything would fall and die it'd be that but it seemed to sail fine.

yeah. sure. janet's a flower. that's nice enough.

[esperimental]

Suddenly grateful the science of my own memories haven't been that bizarre. Not even like those steampunk airship designs? Just a sailboat somehow got all the way up there.