this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[doublesmall]

IT'S A CHOKER, ASSHOLE

[thesettingsun]

It's a choker and you're bad at this.

[crudest]

why won't he admit it's a collar
he won't face the truth from anyone

[wordcarvings]

As far as I know, that's not a collar. He has also never mentioned wanting to be a cat.

[ladytakamaki]

...Was that supposed to be your ode to Janet?

[b0mbshell]

Your ballad has won my heart.

[He sang Whitesnake to Carmen Sandiego so-]

[esperimental]

So Janet's a flower?

And an island made of clouds sounds dangerous. Did you see anyone fall off and die.