this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[stopbleeding]

the guy was being subtle or the bartender was?

2. the clerk at the vitamin shop

[crudest]

bartender

also definitely not on that one
you have such shit taste

[stopbleeding]

he asked me if i wanted to join his club.

[it was the shop's club but ok zoro]

why do I have bad taste?! it's not like i'm the one flirting!

[crudest]

if these are the ones you think are flirting??
bad taste
one guess left Z!!

i'll come up with a good game for you promise

[stopbleeding]

i don't get you.

3. a drunk biker

[baren was not there for that. it's when he was at work.]

[crudest]

there's a story behind this
if it's good enough I might relax on your penalty
because you definitely lost this game still

[stopbleeding]

you're a real pain.

one of the rougher bars i work at. guy kept hollering at me. thought he wanted a fight but he

[no... he doesn't want to talk about this]

[crudest]

he?!

[stopbleeding]

he... grabbed me and kept honking.

[crudest]

holy shit
did you kick his ass

[stopbleeding]

i... couldn't.

[crudest]

hold on
z
what

[stopbleeding]

dammit you're really going to make me say it?

[crudest]

why couldn't you kick his ass

[because now baren has to go and ruin this guy's life bc he's a tsundere!!!!]

[stopbleeding]

[baren no down baren]

he caught me off guard. i was too surprised. the other bouncer had to come help.

[crudest]

damn z
that was less fun than I was hoping
what do you want for dinner my treat

[after he does some recon to figure out who this guy is so he can get wrecked]

[stopbleeding]

keep your pity dinner. i don't need it. just got to kick his ass next time.

[crudest]

steak it is

[stopbleeding]

i said i don't want it!

steak from where?

[crudest]

just trust me

[don't]

[stopbleeding]

you're not gonna give me a choice either way.