this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[stopbleeding]

what the hell?! why! LAME! LAME KID!! FAKE CHILD!!!

[esperimental]

Did you really grow up?

[stopbleeding]

are you really a kid?

(fake child)

[esperimental]

I don't know, I recently became a teenager so who knows if that still counts, adult.

[stopbleeding]

well it explains the trying to be cool apathy thing.

good teens still like pirates though. fake teen.

[esperimental]

Why is "good" tied with "pirates". This is like objectively wrong.

[stopbleeding]

you think your "good guys" were always good?

pirates were free. that's why people like them. thought teens were into that sort of rebellion thing.

[esperimental]

Freedom and rebellion ties with chaos. Also I prefer my own two feet on the ground.

For your own sake you might as well prefer to regard me as a fake, considering I've usually been called mature for my age anyway.

[ but they don't know the real you ritsu ]

[stopbleeding]

ha. yeah. alright.

sounding older isn't the same thing as being mature kid.

[esperimental]

Said the one not worried about disease out at sea.

[stopbleeding]

lady luck likes me too much to kill me.

[esperimental]

Way too much. Now you have illusions of pirate grandeur.

[ There's quitting while you're ahead then there's being Kageyama Ritsu. ]

[stopbleeding]

yeah? mention my name to a doc and see if i'm bluffing.

[this may seem like an exaggeration but no, pretty much all the doctors in recolle know his name.]

[esperimental]

[ On one hand, that could just mean he's never been to the doctor, but that doesn't follow the line of the conversation. On the other... ]

Surely you don't mean you've incurred an unreasonable number of near-death experiences?

[stopbleeding]

lady luck's got a crush on me.

[esperimental]

That's incredible in a terrifying way.

[stopbleeding]

thanks.

[esperimental]

You're not even slightly anxious your luck will run out?

[stopbleeding]

if i die it'll just prove i was too weak. i'll deserve it.

[esperimental]

That's such a childish statement I almost feel like its being deserved is merited from that alone.

[stopbleeding]

you don't have too many friends do you fake kid?

[esperimental]

Not being choosy about the company you keep can only lead to a quick destruction.

[stopbleeding]

so no.