But first lemme take a selfie

[sakeplz]

hey guuuuuys!

a few days ago something amazing happened! my eyes changed to gold! theyre so pretty~

[He links to one of his social media pics because for whatever reason he feels like doing that instead of uploading.]

seeeee?

OH AND KENTA HAS THE APP NOW AND HE GOT ME A DOGGY!

meet Kenti hes sooooooooo cute!

Comments

[toobigtohandle]

Don't come back to complain once it happens to you and you realize how much of a fool you made yourself out to be.

[hauhra]

[ Oh, he will.

Why is he like this?

No one knows. ]

Once it happens to me, huh...?

I wouldn't count on it.

[toobigtohandle]

Suit yourself.