01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

i would definitely be here for you calling me an asshole and having no clue why you associate with me actually

and you're not a friendless loser

[trappingheart]

look i may be a vandal but i don't do slander alright it's not my style

but look you just did it again

[elevelvetor]

he's very bad at pretending he isn't nice, isn't he? truly the mark of a good person.

[trappingheart]

it's probably more like he's just being modest about it
i mean not everybody wants their good deeds paraded around yknow

[elevelvetor]

so he's simply embarrassed.
Akechi's words of him acting like a grumpy and embarrassed cat would suit him, if that were the case...
regardless, i think it's good for us to be able to parade good deeds around every once in a while.

[feistytrader]

yeah and i'm not making it into a dissertation on how great you are in public

i mean i could do that if you want but i don't think you do

[trappingheart]

look man don't act like this is MY fault i'm not the one who started singing your praises
i'm just supplementing here i'm not gonna deny it
if you wanna get me back write a slam poem about it