01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

Don't worry, he won't cry unless you punch him.

[elevelvetor]

so you're at that level of friendship where one punches the other in friendly camaraderie...
thank you for helping him to feel included.

[feistytrader]

I'd love to say that's it, but he's actually just a wuss that can't take a punch.

[...Which is why Silver doesn't punch him. ....Yeah.]

[twostringsonebow]

As a result, he refuses to punch me. It's very kind of him.

[feistytrader]

What's the point if you can't throw a punch?

[twostringsonebow]

That doesn't stop most people who intend to hurt others, you realize.

[feistytrader]

I like to pick fights, not bully people.

[twostringsonebow]

I'd consider you a kinder person. It's not as if you don't have reason for it, whether personal or otherwise.

[elevelvetor]

this is very nice!! i'll add it to our notes.

[elevelvetor]

oh.
well, that's acceptable as well. i wouldn't cry, but i would certainly be very sore.

[ this got off topic how does she fix it... ]

[feistytrader]

I wouldn't punch you anyway.
You don't piss me off like him.

[elevelvetor]

so i'm allowed to spread the gospel truth of your soft-heart without fear of retribution. that's what you mean, correct?

[feistytrader]

That's not what I said.

[elevelvetor]

[ he didn't deny what she said though. victory. ]

there are no repercussions suggesting that i shouldn't, unlike with Akechi.