01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

If I did it certainly would be no business of yours.

[feistytrader]

It's kind of my business, you know.
Since you made me your back up date.
(And roomie.)
I'm glad we've come to an understanding about my kindness, though.
Elizabeth's way better at this than you.

[elevelvetor]

thank you!

[twostringsonebow]

I spoke to you in full confidence!

[Siiiilveeerrrr.

... It's very kind that Silver has not described his crush, but. Goro neglecting to mention this so it doesn't backfire on him.]

[feistytrader]

I haven't said yes to your roommate question either so don't get too chummy, okay?

[twostringsonebow]

Something tells me this won't change whether we're roommates or not.

[feistytrader]

Are you sure about that?

[twostringsonebow]

Nearly positive. I'll eat a flower if I'm proven wrong.

[elevelvetor]

may i suggest purple hyacinth?

[twostringsonebow]

Why that one in particular?

[elevelvetor]

regret.