retrospec | 01 | the answers agency presents...

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (

twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

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[speak of the fucking devil]

I'm positive he would disagree with this.

i also read that you have a crush, so i made this in memory of you + future lover.

[OH

OH NO

LIZ IS SEEING THE SEVEN STAGES OF GRIEF AT THE MOMENT.]

Thank you.
I suppose.

[Lay purple hyacinths on his grave. Remember him fondly.]

[ thank god this is text because Akira is oblivious ]

you're welcome.

i just want you to know Akechi has gone through a number of interesting expressions in the past couple of minutes thanks to your antics.
in fact, it has led me to believe he may like

your brand of humor a lot.

[please stop]

It's one of my favorite.

you didn't take photos?

i guess that's good, at least. i aim to please.

ah, it slipped my mind again... well, let me rectify this immediately.
though he's looking mildly horrified now and

please excuse me, i must rescue my phone post-haste.

[fuck if you are you are Tiny, elizabeth, he is absolutely not giving this up]

[ that phone is worth more than your life. ]

[this phone is replaceable, his maiden heart is not]

[ well yes but.

fine she won't take pictures. ]

[...... promise?]

[ yes ]

(no subject)

twostringsonebow - 2017-07-10 19:41 (UTC) - Expand

elevelvetor - 2017-07-10 19:42 (UTC) - Expand

[ SIIIIIIGH. ]

phone returned, on the promise that i do not take pictures.
he didn't even see my comment before he took it...
perhaps he sensed my intentions?
nevertheless, you'll once again have to simply imagine Akechi.
my apologies.

i didn't expect him to react so fast, but thanks for trying.

i'll do my best in imagining his expressions changing several times in one sitting.

[As for you.]

Please don't ask other people to take pictures of me for you.

meow meow.

whatever do you mean?

i'm just an innocent cat.

[fuck you're cute]

I'm sure.
You know you can get plenty of pictures by just... searching my name. They won't be the embarrassing ones you seek, of course, but if you want those you'll have to ask yourself.

[Which he won't ever do! Hopefully! Thank god, this can't go wrong!]

You mean you aren't just a model for walmart's online store?

[...That's not what he wanted to type, but he can grab Goro later.]

You should pick up a magazine every now and then. You'll be surprised to find just what I'm in, I promise.

[ this totally can go wrong... ]

elevelvetor - 2017-07-10 22:17 (UTC) - Expand

"Once again"?

[hold on now]

he mentioned i should try snapchat next time you and i spent time together, that's all.

[ nothing nefarious or bullying here. ]

[......................]

I... see?

[Can you feel the uncertainty. Liz can see the odd expression on his face, at least, very "???"]

Well, it is a very useful app, though you shouldn't use it on other people without their consent.