01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

he doesn't want people to think he's a pushover, maybe?

soft and squishy.

[elevelvetor]

oh, perhaps... i suppose an excess of kindness does denote a level of pushover-bility...
i won't apologize for it though. i hadn't wanted to start anything unkind about anyone rumor-wise, and his post yesterday gave me the idea for this one.

[maskreant]

if Silver didn't want this kind of rumor spreading, then he shouldn't have done what he did, so... yeah. nbd.

also, if he's as tough as he says he is, then he'll get over it.

[ SORRY NOT SORRY ]

[feistytrader]

You're definitely not making it to 19.

[maskreant]

[ RIGHT THIS IS PUBLIC either way he isn't scared of you ]

joke's on you, i'm already 19.

[ he isn't. ]

[twostringsonebow]

Since when?

[Does he need to get you a belated birthday gift?? What if it's today. How soon. Too soon. He has nothing.]

HE TEXTS HIM PRIVATELY

[maskreant]

i'm still 18.

i just want to live.

RIGHT BACK AT HIM

[twostringsonebow]

oh

[......]

When is your birthday, then?

[maskreant]

[ WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW HIS BIRTHDAY?? ]

if we're sharing secrets, you share yours first.

[twostringsonebow]

[BECAUSE...]

It don't see why it has to be a secret, unless you're the type of person who doesn't like parties.
I don't very much like them either.

It already passed though. June 2nd.

[maskreant]

i don't want a party, really. it seems like a hassle.

looks like i'm older. April 1st.

[twostringsonebow]

... No wonder you don't want to tell anyone.
Your secret is safe with me.

[maskreant]

you understand now.

thank you. keep it close and don't tell a soul.

[feistytrader]

You damn liar. We graduated in the same year. You can't turn 19 until at least October.

[maskreant]

[ fuck ]

why do you pay attention to stuff like that?

[feistytrader]

I don't know. I have problems?

[maskreant]

problems?