01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

[He is absolutely about to get defensive again, and then... Well... He wasn't expecting that.

...

No, he really wasn't expecting that at all, actually.]

Wait, seriously?

WHOOPS i read something wrong

[toushiro]

Yes.

[feistytrader]

Are you feeling okay? Should I pick up some dayquil?

[toushiro]

Would you rather me tell you I'm joking instead?

[feistytrader]

no

[toushiro]

That's what I thought, you moron.

[feistytrader]

[...Well, he officially doesn't know what to say. ...Time to change the topic.]

You want me to bring home some watermelon?

[toushiro]

What does that have to do with anything?

[feistytrader]

It doesn't.

[toushiro]

Elda has enough for the two of us.

[feistytrader]

But she doesn't have watermelon slushies.
Come on, work with me here.

[...Silver, the words you're looking for are "thank you".]

[toushiro]

Are you suggesting you'll make them for me?

[feistytrader]

I'm suggesting that I'll buy them for you, since I'm pretty sure I could find a way to burn water.

[toushiro]

Alright, fine.
What do you want in exchange?

[feistytrader]

Just let me be nice, you big dummy.

[Ooh, dummy. How's he's gonna recover from a blow like that.]

[toushiro]

Says the big dummy himself.

But okay, fine.

[feistytrader]

I'd call you a little dummy, but I want to live to 19.

[toushiro]

A well-advised decision. Good job.