retrospec | 01 | the answers agency presents...

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (

twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

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haha good 1
ur joking
i mean i hope ur joking
u r joking right

Sorry, I can't make this stuff up.
I've remembered way too much bizarre shit for that.

thats kind of what i was afraid of
the last thing we need is ppl here remembering theyre the easter bunny or something weird like that

In fairness I'm hoping the santa bird is a one off thing.
It didn't even make any sense in the memory it was in.
Try to imagine a menacing santa penguin that's trying to kill you.

yea no
cant do that
dont want 2 picture it at all actually
man
y do these have 4 b so messed up?
wait does that mean ur name is actually silver bells?

[ Are you an elf? ]

I mean I'm not gonna take a picture of my photo ID on the internet, but yeah.

My birthday's Christmas Eve, too.

yours is surprisingly close to mine.

Yeah? Are you a capricorn too?

indeed i am.
i'm what you'd call
a new year's baby.

Between you and me, we've got all of winter break covered.

dude
i

dude

I can answer any and all other questions about magic animals or names, and promise none of them have to do with Christmas.

uh
didnt u just talk about present penguins tho

Yeah, but the present penguins are an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

wtf
Y
u cant just mention that and then say o nevermind

I'm not denying it exists, I'm just putting it in the corner where it belongs.
The other weird animals are cool stuff like huge water dragons or people sized seahorses or bears.