01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[yamagishi]

I hope that it goes well!

I know I wouldn't mind being his friend! I'm afraid I could use it!

[twostringsonebow]

Then look no further! Silver's one of the best people to befriend simply on the merit that he'll take what he can get; he's not particularly picky with girls and guys get a harder eye, but he truly doesn't mind others!

Some pros of becoming Silver's friend:
- Not a single boring day while he's around, guaranteed!
- You'll cool off quick!
- He judges harshly, but generally fairly, as long as your name isn't Goro Akechi! Blunt honesty, prospective friend, and a lack of tact to ensure your trust in his words.
- Hilarious name!

Only a few listed, the rest to be discovered. As for cons -- well, I won't say! Most of them are specific to me. And others that might annoy him for whatever reason, be it purposeful or simply a bad rub of personalities, but I'm afraid I haven't met any others.

[yamagishi]

Goodness, that is quite a lot of pros to being his friend! I'm starting to see why people would want to befriend him!

Although, I must say, I don't see why he wouldn't like you! You seem like a good person to helping him out!

[...Granted, she got a feeling he was trolling Silver right now but...! Might as well go along with it, right?]

[twostringsonebow]

[He's only being the most serious about his good friend Silver.]

I'm afraid there's just parts of us that tend to clash more than coincide. Mostly in regards to our beliefs and the law.

[yamagishi]

Oh? Mind if I ask what those differences are?

[...Does she even want to hear about this??]

[twostringsonebow]

He's a troublemaker who dislikes following rules and prefers to waste his life playing hooky, defiantly going against authority, and spurning the law in every way short of murder. I'm aiming to be a detective.

[yamagishi]

...You're not serious are you?

Not the detective thing. The other stuff!

[twostringsonebow]

It's true that he isn't particularly fond of the law nor those who strive to uphold it, but I do exaggerate the last on the list. I'm sure he hasn't embezzled funds or kidnapped anyone, though I do believe he's participated in tagging and petty theft. The harmless sort of infractions.

[feistytrader]

You can't prove any of that.

[twostringsonebow]

Are you saying you're completely innocent from participating in the mentioned activities, Silver?

[feistytrader]

Are you trying to talk about how I'm nice or slander my name? Pick a side.

[twostringsonebow]

It's not a matter of sides. I'm simply trying to tell the whole truth.

[yamagishi]

It still sounds like a somewhat serious crime? Although, I'm not too sure would that be a good idea to talk about it so openly.