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[becetongles]

Can not say I give much of a shit about taking part in this beta testing, but I will have to say one thing: it is downright impressive that this app can work on this phone of mine.

I did not realize that apps could run on flip-phones, especially when the internet usually takes nothing short of fifteen minutes to load google. Regardless, I imagine the rest of you have your overpriced and unnecessary phones and other suchlike devices, but for the sake of sating my curiosity have any of you found this app on things that otherwise should not be able to run it?

[Yes, he typed all of that on his cellphone, his flip-phone dinosaur of a cellphone. So, naturally, all his replies will take quite the while to reply. Mashing the same button over and over again to get a single letter takes time, after all!]

Comments

[becetongles]

This sounds like the attempt to make me do something stupid. I am not that gullible. I will have to pass.

[vendettastool]

It isn't, but fine, be bullheaded about that test. Second test is to go into a computer store and look at a random tester, or think about horses, the colors blue and green, and smiling fruit.

Also for your information, I cannot find the source code of this program, my servers do not recognize it is running even while I have it open on my main work computer, and my PA did not see it until he got his own version of the app on his phone.

[ He seen that comment about crappy programmers and is being a little annoyed by it. ]

[becetongles]

Hm. I guess I'll give it a shot the next time I'm in a computer store. Haven't been in one of those in years, so forgive me if my report is a few months late.

So, what you're telling me is Retrospec will likely never be hiring you for your programming, right?

[vendettastool]

By then I won't need that report. I'm pretty sure you'll end up with a lot more things to worry about then an app that works on anything with a screen.

Please. I run a software company. I don't need to work for a building that only exists on one level of reality.

[becetongles]

Is that a threat?

I see, so a rival of sorts? Looks like they are leaving you behind in the technological race.

[vendettastool]

Not a threat, no. And not a rival since we are not even in the same field, if you even want to call this a field.