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[becetongles]

Can not say I give much of a shit about taking part in this beta testing, but I will have to say one thing: it is downright impressive that this app can work on this phone of mine.

I did not realize that apps could run on flip-phones, especially when the internet usually takes nothing short of fifteen minutes to load google. Regardless, I imagine the rest of you have your overpriced and unnecessary phones and other suchlike devices, but for the sake of sating my curiosity have any of you found this app on things that otherwise should not be able to run it?

[Yes, he typed all of that on his cellphone, his flip-phone dinosaur of a cellphone. So, naturally, all his replies will take quite the while to reply. Mashing the same button over and over again to get a single letter takes time, after all!]

Comments

[crudest]

so when you wake up one day with pointy teeth and tiny arms
none of us will be surprised
because you sound like a dinosaur

anyway rumor has it
that this shit runs on phones that don't have signal
maybe even without battery
so they have their own self sustaining network or something

[becetongles]

At least dinosaurs are awesome. Way better than those fragile money sinks.

This sounds terrible. I have never been a huge fan of technology already, and this is merely affirming my aversion.

[crudest]

is it because you won't be able to tap onto the screen
with your tiny little t rex hands

so are you some kind of mountain hermit just wandered into civilization
or just an angry hipster