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Elizabeth Wolf
2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

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Roxy Strider lookin to spruce up your dinin room mrs woof? niiice

Elizabeth Wolf You could say that.

[ TECHNICALITIES???? ]

Elizabeth Wolf I've been meaning to get one that wasn't held together by wood glue. Ours was fairly old.

[ oh no ]

Yaboku Tomioka Take the cheapest offer you get!!
Yaboku Tomioka You have to!! (」゜ロ゜)」

[ He is stuck between his EXCELLENT REPLACEMENT PLAN re: a table and trying to keep it a surprise. So what Elizabeth gets is this vague instruction?? ]

Bigby Wolf What the fuck?
Bigby Wolf What did we discuss??
Bigby Wolf Jade's the one paying for a new one, god dammit.

[ you invalidate his authority when you do stuff like this, Liz!! ]

[ Guess who is oblivious? This woman. ]

Elizabeth Wolf Huh? I could go down to the local donation center and see if they have one, but those are usually horribly damaged.

[ We all know who the alpha wolf is. ]

Elizabeth Wolf We'll be taking money from ourselves. How is that productive?

[ I mean, honestly. ]

Elizabeth Wolf We already discussed other plans for Jade!

Bigby Wolf Because spending money to get someone's hand-me-down is any better?
Bigby Wolf Don't act like you don't know that she has quite the nest egg saved up.

Bigby Wolf There's always that alternative we mentioned.
Bigby Wolf The one where she works at the nearest fast food joint.

Edited 2017-02-12 23:13 (UTC)

Elizabeth Wolf That sounds horrible and I'm still not fully for it. People are very mean to fast-food workers. Maybe one of her friends has a job she can work at?

[ :'( Jade's daddy girl status doesn't seem to be breaking through Bigby's tunnel vision. ]

Elizabeth Wolf I was putting the post up just to see if anyone has anything lying around. I thought it was a productive lead to keep us from using TV trays for the next few weeks.

[ it's not like Yato is explaining himself much so ]

Yaboku Tomioka All you need is something that stands up and has a flat surface! It's okay if it's ugly, you can put a tablecloth on it. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

[ If Yato actually had a place to furnish, he would absolutely eat on a fancily-tableclothed cardboard box. ]

Eleanor Lamb You could convince the shop class to make you one.

Jack Dawes shittin in high cotton these days huh liz
Jack Dawes word on the street is that the last set had a tragic accident did you piss off the mob or smth and wake up with a table leg in your bed

[ there is no "word on the street" he's just reading Liz and Bigby's thread. ]

[ They are honestly both bad at expressing themselves? Especially on social media??? ]

Elizabeth Wolf That's a good way to look at it... but I don't want to take anything from someone who truly needs it. I can afford to throw a bit of money at it.

Elizabeth Wolf ... I need a functional table. I'm sure they mean well, but they'd be less inclined when their parents get their report cards this week and see their science grades...

[ LOOK, YOU DO COKE A FEW TIMES AND GET A HOOKER WITH YOUR BESTIE AND NOW YOU'RE STREET SAVVY? ]

Elizabeth Wolf Please. The only thing I'm sitting on is the loveseat until we get some replacements.
Elizabeth Wolf It was nothing fancy, I assure you. No mob or a hit gone wrong.
Elizabeth Wolf Just.. uh.
Elizabeth Wolf A lot of bullets. No big deal, really.

Jack Dawes ok now you HAVE to tell me what happened

[ also who said hooker as in singular?? ]

Edited 2017-02-13 02:36 (UTC)

Jade Wolf it is fine!!!!!!!!
Jade Wolf i can pay for the table
Jade Wolf i dont mind and its my fault in the end.........
Jade Wolf but i also think that maybe it is time we get a nice table???
Jade Wolf if you could have any table in the world, mom, which one would it be???

[ YES JADES WILLING TO TRY AND PAY FOR. AN EXPENSIVE TABLE. ]

Eleanor Lamb Hey give the shop kids some credit.
Eleanor Lamb It's not even that hard to make a table.
Eleanor Lamb Plus...free table.

[ ya nasty ]

Elizabeth Wolf It was nothing!!! I just had a few too many beers!

[ Look at that, taking the blame for her hubby. :'( ]

Jack Dawes for some reason i cant see you getting tipsy and shooting a table
Jack Dawes i mean with like a GUN?
Jack Dawes im p sure i was born at night but it wasnt last night liz
Jack Dawes whyd bigby go dirty harry on a table and chair set

Elizabeth Wolf We discussed this - I don't want you spending your 'nest egg' as your father says so lovingly on something like this.
Elizabeth Wolf You came in with good intentions and I won't make you suffer a worse punishment.
Elizabeth Wolf It's a table, not a prison sentence. If you'd like to work for it, your father seems keen on getting you a job to replace it, I won't stop you. :(

Elizabeth Wolf ...We had a home intruder... And for the record, I shot the chair.

Peridot Stone i could make you one, mrs wolf!
Peridot Stone i think i have some decent building materials to start with already actually
Peridot Stone how would you feel about a table that can double as a life raft but also has hot wheels tracks for legs

Peridot Stone oh i've got some old legos i could use too! those are extremely structurally sound!

Jack Dawes so you killed a man
Jack Dawes grats

[ Hrm. Hrmmmmm. Well, if it's what she thinks is best, he won't argue too much. He isn't sure how long it'll take for him to ready his own preparations anyway, so the Wolfs should PROBABLY have a table to serve in the meantime. Still!! He punches in his next message urgently. ]

Yaboku Tomioka Okay. Just remember!! Don't spend too much!!! It's important!!!!!

May Sfondi i got one for 50 bucks if you dont ask any questions

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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.