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Elizabeth Wolf
2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

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Roxy Strider lookin to spruce up your dinin room mrs woof? niiice

[ oh no ]

Yaboku Tomioka Take the cheapest offer you get!!
Yaboku Tomioka You have to!! (」゜ロ゜)」

[ He is stuck between his EXCELLENT REPLACEMENT PLAN re: a table and trying to keep it a surprise. So what Elizabeth gets is this vague instruction?? ]

Bigby Wolf What the fuck?
Bigby Wolf What did we discuss??
Bigby Wolf Jade's the one paying for a new one, god dammit.

[ you invalidate his authority when you do stuff like this, Liz!! ]

Eleanor Lamb You could convince the shop class to make you one.

Jack Dawes shittin in high cotton these days huh liz
Jack Dawes word on the street is that the last set had a tragic accident did you piss off the mob or smth and wake up with a table leg in your bed

[ there is no "word on the street" he's just reading Liz and Bigby's thread. ]

Jade Wolf it is fine!!!!!!!!
Jade Wolf i can pay for the table
Jade Wolf i dont mind and its my fault in the end.........
Jade Wolf but i also think that maybe it is time we get a nice table???
Jade Wolf if you could have any table in the world, mom, which one would it be???

[ YES JADES WILLING TO TRY AND PAY FOR. AN EXPENSIVE TABLE. ]

Peridot Stone i could make you one, mrs wolf!
Peridot Stone i think i have some decent building materials to start with already actually
Peridot Stone how would you feel about a table that can double as a life raft but also has hot wheels tracks for legs

Peridot Stone oh i've got some old legos i could use too! those are extremely structurally sound!

May Sfondi i got one for 50 bucks if you dont ask any questions

Kiyomitsu Kashuu I have a friend who's moving out soon and he's offering his furniture for free, but I think he only has two chairs
Kiyomitsu Kashuu It's super nice though! This guy is loaded so I'm sure it's probably mahogany or something
Kiyomitsu Kashuu Want me to check?

Ardyn Izunia There's a story to be had here. Care to share?

[Even though he's already read the above comments. He knows the answer is probably something akin to "pure chaos".]

Ardyn Izunia And how married are you to the idea of having a /matching/ dining set?

Prompto Argentum and they said this app wouldn't be useful for something
Prompto Argentum i hope you get a really good table mrs liz!

Frisk E. Business ill ask my parents
Frisk E. Business but
Frisk E. Business did you set off fire crackers on the last one :?

[what are gunshots]

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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.