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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens

In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

Comments

[voideity]

Roxy Strider lookin to spruce up your dinin room mrs woof? niiice

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf You could say that.

[ TECHNICALITIES???? ]

Elizabeth Wolf I've been meaning to get one that wasn't held together by wood glue. Ours was fairly old.

[goen]

[ oh no ]

Yaboku Tomioka Take the cheapest offer you get!!
Yaboku Tomioka You have to!! (」゜ロ゜)」

[ He is stuck between his EXCELLENT REPLACEMENT PLAN re: a table and trying to keep it a surprise. So what Elizabeth gets is this vague instruction?? ]

[tearable]

[ Guess who is oblivious? This woman. ]

Elizabeth Wolf Huh? I could go down to the local donation center and see if they have one, but those are usually horribly damaged.

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf What the fuck?
Bigby Wolf What did we discuss??
Bigby Wolf Jade's the one paying for a new one, god dammit.

[ you invalidate his authority when you do stuff like this, Liz!! ]

[tearable]

[ We all know who the alpha wolf is. ]

Elizabeth Wolf We'll be taking money from ourselves. How is that productive?

[ I mean, honestly. ]

Elizabeth Wolf We already discussed other plans for Jade!

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb You could convince the shop class to make you one.

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf ... I need a functional table. I'm sure they mean well, but they'd be less inclined when their parents get their report cards this week and see their science grades...

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes shittin in high cotton these days huh liz
Jack Dawes word on the street is that the last set had a tragic accident did you piss off the mob or smth and wake up with a table leg in your bed

[ there is no "word on the street" he's just reading Liz and Bigby's thread. ]

[tearable]

[ LOOK, YOU DO COKE A FEW TIMES AND GET A HOOKER WITH YOUR BESTIE AND NOW YOU'RE STREET SAVVY? ]

Elizabeth Wolf Please. The only thing I'm sitting on is the loveseat until we get some replacements.
Elizabeth Wolf It was nothing fancy, I assure you. No mob or a hit gone wrong.
Elizabeth Wolf Just.. uh.
Elizabeth Wolf A lot of bullets. No big deal, really.

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf it is fine!!!!!!!!
Jade Wolf i can pay for the table
Jade Wolf i dont mind and its my fault in the end.........
Jade Wolf but i also think that maybe it is time we get a nice table???
Jade Wolf if you could have any table in the world, mom, which one would it be???

[ YES JADES WILLING TO TRY AND PAY FOR. AN EXPENSIVE TABLE. ]

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf We discussed this - I don't want you spending your 'nest egg' as your father says so lovingly on something like this.
Elizabeth Wolf You came in with good intentions and I won't make you suffer a worse punishment.
Elizabeth Wolf It's a table, not a prison sentence. If you'd like to work for it, your father seems keen on getting you a job to replace it, I won't stop you. :(

[gemgineer]

Peridot Stone i could make you one, mrs wolf!
Peridot Stone i think i have some decent building materials to start with already actually
Peridot Stone how would you feel about a table that can double as a life raft but also has hot wheels tracks for legs

Peridot Stone oh i've got some old legos i could use too! those are extremely structurally sound!

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes as an incorporeal being im this kids sworn enemy but i can vouch that lego furniture is viable if you have enough legos
Jack Dawes its all about the support structures baby

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf Legos? Gotta give you props for creativity, Ms. Stone. I could be bargained to accept that. Maybe for Jade's room, though. ...that's actually a good idea for a birthday present next year.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi i got one for 50 bucks if you dont ask any questions

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf If you're going to open your offer with that, I'm going to have to decline! I can't imagine what type of strings are attached to that...

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu I have a friend who's moving out soon and he's offering his furniture for free, but I think he only has two chairs
Kiyomitsu Kashuu It's super nice though! This guy is loaded so I'm sure it's probably mahogany or something
Kiyomitsu Kashuu Want me to check?

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf That would be appreciated! I hopefully want to have a matching set of four... but beggars can't be choosers.

[daemonized]

Ardyn Izunia There's a story to be had here. Care to share?

[Even though he's already read the above comments. He knows the answer is probably something akin to "pure chaos".]

Ardyn Izunia And how married are you to the idea of having a /matching/ dining set?

[tearable]

[ Let her live and shoot dining room furniture. ]

Elizabeth Wolf I'll only disclose if I get some street cred for it. ...It would be terribly ungrateful if I turned away handouts on cosmetic purposes but...

Elizabeth Wolf Our old table was mismatched and chipping away day by day. I'd just like something nice, considering the headache.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum and they said this app wouldn't be useful for something
Prompto Argentum i hope you get a really good table mrs liz!

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf Here's hoping! Our dining room is so empty. :(

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business ill ask my parents
Frisk E. Business but
Frisk E. Business did you set off fire crackers on the last one :?

[what are gunshots]

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf Ah! ...Yes. We got too excited for Founder's Day and Bigby accidentally left a cigarette near a pack of fire crackers! Hahaha.

[ kill me ]