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Elizabeth Wolf
2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

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Bigby Wolf She's got tough skin.
Bigby Wolf Besides, she might make do with something that'll humble her. Maybe she'll stop befriending homeless people.

[ notice how he doesn't even talk about the table anymore. he's still pretty hung up about Tablegate 2017. sorry, Jade. ]

Elizabeth Wolf She did something good.
Elizabeth Wolf Goodish.
Elizabeth Wolf Good intentioned.

[ She can't defend Tablegate 2017!! ]

Bigby Wolf I'm gonna ask for you to stop.
Bigby Wolf She can see all of this thanks to this stupid app and I'm not planning on embarrassing her anymore than I am, but.
Bigby Wolf There's about eighteen other words I would use in place on "good intentioned".

Elizabeth Wolf Then name them. I'd like to think she didn't think letting him into our home unannounced was a ploy to get our goat, but instead one to do a good service.
Elizabeth Wolf For once, I'm shocked you're not babying her.

[ Daddy's girl, etc... ]

Bigby Wolf Nuh uh, don't you put me on the spot.
Bigby Wolf I also kind of resent that?
Bigby Wolf I'm the first one to put her ass in place if she fucks up. Talking to me like I baby her. Please.

[ spoiler: he totally babies her ]

Elizabeth Wolf You're making me "LOL", Bigby. :) It's cute when you think she isn't your angel who can rarely do wrong.

Bigby Wolf You did not just seriously put quotations around LOL.
Bigby Wolf Sweetheart, no. Just no. Everyone can see this.
Bigby Wolf You're going to embarrass your daughter more than I do at this rate.

[ notice how he is deflecting hella hard tho ]

Elizabeth Wolf Oh stop it, I thought it enhanced for sarcasm!
Elizabeth Wolf Don't you pin this back on me.

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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens
In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.