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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens

In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

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Elizabeth Wolf That's fine... I won't exactly be picky if it comes down to it. That would be absurdly rude of me.
Elizabeth Wolf But... we had an intruder and let's just say we are well-armed in our household.

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Ardyn Izunia Then consider yourself a proud owner of two practically unused chairs. When shall I drop them off?
Ardyn Izunia And now I'm obligated to ask if you're quite all right?

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Elizabeth Wolf If you have the means, I can pick them up tomorrow when classes let out for the evening. My van has enough room.

[ :') ranku up on friendship circle. ]

Elizabeth Wolf I have some raspberry bars as payment.
[ They're from Grell, actually... ]
Elizabeth Wolf We're fine, a large misunderstanding. It could have been a lot worse.

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[See, Ardyn might be a sassy, sometimes patronizing man, but he's mostly a decent dude. Don't tell anyone, though.]

Ardyn Izunia That should work just fine.
Ardyn Izunia To both. Your payment is far too generous.
Ardyn Izunia Though where misunderstandings are concerned, yours must be more exciting than mine. I've never killed my table before.

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Elizabeth Wolf I wouldn't call it exciting.

Elizabeth Wolf We're thinking of having a Viking funeral for it, actually. Consider this your official invitation.