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hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though.

also the technicians managed to fix some things.

Maurice Fitzwilliam
Intern
Retr

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• Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety.
• Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations.
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does excellent translate to "lonely and under obscene amounts of social pressure" these days
asking for a friend

possibly, but if it was i'm not telling you
sounds fake. are you that friend?

stop me if you've heard this one before
that was sarcasm

oh, well played.
pretty sure that counts as a yes, in that case, i'm still not telling you.

"possibly" is enough of an answer
so what
did your dad not hug you enough
did mom like her diamonds more than you

my parents are dead, if you really want to know.

[tmw when you don't know an acceptable animal to replace with bat in batman]

you should've linked the fruitbatman comic
so did you not know them before they died?
i realize i could probably google this
but what's the fun in that

[ it's fine, everything is fine ]

yeah you know what, let's just go with the idea that my apparent tragic story has similarities to fruitbatman.

Edited 2017-07-15 02:17 (UTC)

congrats on your money superpower
which i always thought was the best one?

more money than i know what to do with and zero parental supervision is a pretty good combination, depending on how you look at it.
along with control of a multibillion corporation of some sort.

when are you gonna deliver some sweet vigilante justice and punch jim in the face, fruitbatman

i can't punch someone's face if they haven't shown it yet unfortunately, especially since now he's hiding behind an intern.

but i'm working on it

i await with bated breath the next exciting issue of
new fruitbatman vol. 3 the remix: suck my checkbook

[ i thought this was appropriate. ]

i'll let you know when it's out, then. hopefully you don't have to wait too long

[god bless]

i think i deserve an advance issue actually

Maybe I'll make it a plot point in my next video game.

how dare you use my comic genius for profit you filthy capitalist

I'll include a liner for you in the credits.

you say that like it's a terrible thing

i should get compensation
hire me as a writer

Send me your portfolio and writing samples and I'll consider it.

what if i just bet a 20% increase in sales for anything with my name on it

[he could probably swing that

party satan's cult following is a weird thing]

i'd prefer evidence of tangible results but based on your reputation i would expect nothing less than 25%. at the minimum.

[ why is he treating this like a serious conversation. ]

if i see an actual contract offer by tomorrow i'll sign it with a promise of 30

[ oh my god baren why. ]

freelance based on the number of hours you put in on any project, proportionate credit given.

Edited 2017-07-15 05:10 (UTC)

20% pay raise if sales increase by more than the promised 30 on each individual project

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