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[recollecters]

hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though. also the technicians managed to fix some things. Maurice Fitzwilliam Intern Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world: • Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety. • Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations. • Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

woo hoo limes.
no one cares about limes maury.

[crudest]

tequila body shots were fucking weird for a while, z

[stopbleeding]

then use vodka

[crudest]

that wasn't the part that was weird
have you never done
oh my god

[stopbleeding]

what

[crudest]

we're going out tomorrow night

[stopbleeding]

where.

[twelfthspark]

lololol

Also, seconded (Baren not you)

[In case Dante thought the only reason she didn't go for the full tequila shot was because she prefers fruity girl alcohol it totally is]

[stopbleeding]

it's alcohol all the same.

[twelfthspark]

That's the spirit. [pun definitely not intended] Doesn't mean you're right, but cheers~ 🍸

[sharplydressed]

clearly SOMEONE on staff cares a lot about limes if they're the first thing to get fixed
it's probably janet

[stopbleeding]

no way. why would anyone feel that passionately about limes? you can barely use them for anything.

[sharplydressed]

ask janet!
or jim since he's probably the one that decided to bring limes back first and i bet he did it for her

unless retrospec's had its own supply of normal limes and oranges and apples etc this whole time

[stopbleeding]

i wouldn't put it past them. they're clearly messed up if they're that obsessed with limes. janet's face's gotta be all pinched up.

[sharplydressed]

true and true
you know what i'd love to see?
an artist rendition of how janet and jim look like just based on what we know about them

[parodeity]

i mean people who use limes for things probably care
but that has to be a pretty small number of people

[stopbleeding]

there's what? cooking? putting them in drinks?

what else do people use limes for?

[parodeity]

those are literally the only uses i know of
i always just think of them as green lemons tbqh

[stopbleeding]

that's pretty much all they are. nature didn't even care enough to make them more unique.

[parodeity]

do they even taste that wildly different

[darkgame]

not a big key lime pie guy are you

[stopbleeding]

still not convinced that's made from real limes.
also i hate sweets.

[darkgame]

they're hybrids. [a statement that shows he has skills in google searching and reading a wikipedia article.] the alternative was mexican food, but with that response i'm going to take a guess that you hate that too.

[stopbleeding]

yup.
and i know what a key lime is. i don't trust the pies.

[darkgame]

don't tell that to martha stewart