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[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb 2/13 near Recollé

Is anyone else still stuck wearing those ridiculous beads from the founder's day parade, or is it just me? I've tried throwing them away, having other people throw them away, cutting them off...nothing works. I even have to shower with the bloody things on! I can't imagine having these around my neck for the rest of my life but it is honestly starting to feel like that is a distinct possibility. It's not...just me, right?

Comments

[me_matey]

May Sfondi maybe theyre haunted by the ghost of mardi gras past and you need to send someone nudes

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I suppose it isn't the internet till a random stranger tries to see me naked.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi ew i didnt say send ME nudes you pervert

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb And yet you're the only one that brought them up.
Eleanor Lamb Don't worry, I'm only judging a little.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi ur the one with the beads, gurl, aint got shit on me. but since im here imma share some wisdom with you. wanna hear it?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I can't imagine I have a choice in the matter, so go ahead.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi baby oil. not just for male exotic dancers, it can slick you up enough to get even high tensile handcuffs off. it should get beads off no trouble no foul.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I already tried cream.
But if cutting it off doesn't work, do you really think I had much luck with sliding it off?

[me_matey]

May Sfondi not cream. *baby oil*. trust me.
May Sfondi and if that doesn't work, i guess go see a doctor, but it should work!

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb At this point I suppose I can't afford to be picky.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi its that or get real comfortable with a bone saw and a bottle of jack, girl

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Pretty sure amputation doesn't work on heads.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi oh
May Sfondi thats rough buddy