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[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb 2/13 near Recollé

Is anyone else still stuck wearing those ridiculous beads from the founder's day parade, or is it just me? I've tried throwing them away, having other people throw them away, cutting them off...nothing works. I even have to shower with the bloody things on! I can't imagine having these around my neck for the rest of my life but it is honestly starting to feel like that is a distinct possibility. It's not...just me, right?

Comments

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I put them like a lanyard on my keys. Then they kept showing up in my pocket instead of around my neck.
Hitori Togusa But have you noticed this happening to anyone who isn't a part of this network?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I was keeping it in my pocket originally but I think I tried to throw them away too many times.
Eleanor Lamb Now I can't take them off at all.
Eleanor Lamb No though. Just people on that new retrospec thing.

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa Now that part doesn't make any sense. No, none of this makes sense, but at least the motivation would make better sense if it was everybody.
Hitori Togusa You noticed the logo on them? I figured this was just dumb viral marketing on the part of Retrospec.
Hitori Togusa But why bother marketing to only your own user base?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb If you have a better idea for what happened I'd love to hear it.
Eleanor Lamb But I rather doubt any of this will make sense to us.
Eleanor Lamb I tried going by their office, but it was just an empty lobby.

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard No, I still have them too.
Chloe Bouchard At this point, it's more annoying than it is creepy.
Chloe Bouchard I'm wearing it as a bracelet, though. More convenient.
Chloe Bouchard Seems the weirdness won't end, doesn't it?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Bracelet is definitely less creepy than a necklace.
Eleanor Lamb But no this is just getting stranger.

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard I do not wish it to be, and would rather it be some elaborate prank.
Chloe Bouchard But something is undeniably wrong about this.
Chloe Bouchard Still, I am going to remain positive until it proves malicious.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi maybe theyre haunted by the ghost of mardi gras past and you need to send someone nudes

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I suppose it isn't the internet till a random stranger tries to see me naked.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi ew i didnt say send ME nudes you pervert

[furtherforward]

Akira Midousuji hard work and determination. or did you think mood-changing, teleporting beads would be easy to remove?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Honestly, I thought mood-changing, teleporting beads didn't exist.
Eleanor Lamb So I don't really have a clue how much effort should be involved in getting rid of them.

[furtherforward]

Akira Midousuji surely you could guess it would be no picnic to remove that which defies reason. maybe you should just content yourself to a life wearing cheap plastic beads...?

[clear_eyes]

Rachel Hishimura Have you noticed they're shaped exactly like the logo of the app they've so graciously imparted upon us?

Because they haven't found enough ways to be annoying and disconcerting I guess.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Believe me, I have noticed everything about these stupid things.
Eleanor Lamb I tried to go by the company but it's just an empty office.

[clear_eyes]

Rachel Hishimura Did you go inside? I heard strange things about that indirectly.

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business shared a photo. 2/13 near Apprassage

maybe its because of........

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb So less aliens and more lovecraft.
Eleanor Lamb You should talk to Peridot.

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business do you not agree
Frisk E. Business theres a lot of really weird stuff happening
Frisk E. Business its like a NOVEL

[burningblossoms]

Yukiko Amagi Really? You still have them?!

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Not by choice!

[burningblossoms]

Yukiko Amagi It really keeps coming back to you? Are you sure you don't want to go lodge a complaint with the sponsor?

15 days late without starbucks

[longwei2go]

i was all cool with mine until i tried to take it off for a shower
really pissed me off when it got tangled up in my hair
my sis helped me get rid of them

[ signed: one very ticked off Jinjing Sawyl Longwei, with her inappropriate profile image. ]

Not even with Dunkin?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Did it work?
Eleanor Lamb She took them off and they stayed off I mean?

more like McCafe

[longwei2go]

yeah pretty weird huh
to be stuck with them I mean
not the weirdest thing to happen the last few days