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[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb 2/13 near Recollé

Is anyone else still stuck wearing those ridiculous beads from the founder's day parade, or is it just me? I've tried throwing them away, having other people throw them away, cutting them off...nothing works. I even have to shower with the bloody things on! I can't imagine having these around my neck for the rest of my life but it is honestly starting to feel like that is a distinct possibility. It's not...just me, right?

Comments

[notyourutopian]

That would be an absolutely horrible way to die.
So let's hope it isn't that, shall we?

Still.
I try to come up with an explanation besides that something has gone wrong with those of us seeing these changes.
But I'm a loss.
And the internet just keeps saying 'schizophrenia' and I should probably stop googling like it's a medical problem.

[longwei2go]

yeah i know
more likely to happen with popeyes
choking on shrimp poppers or something

[ why is she still talking about this... ]

look dont webmd yourself
that never ends well
take it from me

[notyourutopian]

But it's such fun.
In less than three google searches I can figure out how seeing all the horses as birds means we've all developed supercancer.

[longwei2go]

that sounds like death
a super-sized death
with a coke

[notyourutopian]

so, death, but America-Sized?

[longwei2go]

yeah basically

look if your that seriously worried about it why not see a doctor
if you can afford it i mean
i talked to this nice lady from a local clinic
she seems sane enough but the same shits happening there

[notyourutopian]

I'm not terribly fond of doctors.
But even if I were, if something is going on that's causing this...there are, what, over a hundred people on retrospec?

Someone would've figured out if it was a medical thing.

[longwei2go]

not if someones covering it up
like the whole beads thing
no one can tell me thats medical and that cant be just targeting us
right?

[notyourutopian]

But I haven't heard of anyone not on the network having problems with the beads.
So in a way they are targeting us.

I don't even know.
I wish things could stop feeling so strange.

[longwei2go]

if they dont have the app itd be harder to hear about
i mean they threw out a lot of beads
if they are inactive for others that would be some serious scifi bullshit
pointless too
not like they did anything else special

[notyourutopian]

I'm tempted to ask people.
If I could think of a way to ask that didn't sound

Well

I suppose we're back to crazy.

[longwei2go]

i dont think were gonna avoid crazy
might as well roll with it

[notyourutopian]

Wonderful.

Wish me luck.

[longwei2go]

break a leg