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Breaking news!

Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)

Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??

Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.

[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]

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i left him with a whole bottle of tequila
trust me
it wasn't gonna get any better

you're trying too hard to convince me that z is sexy
lying is a sin y'know
and not one of the fun ones

sounds like maybe he's just not your type

or you don't have taste
either's fair game

both of you stop objectifying me.

you normally let me get away with it
do you wanna be sexy, z

i don't care. i just want you to stop talking about me like that. it's weird. i can see it.

it's weird because you can see it????
can i still talk about how you can't dance for shit

you'd still do it even if i said no.

look
i'm trying to find a topic that doesn't
make you ~feel weird~
like you're fucking 15

SHUT UP ASSHOLE!! I'M
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

well he sure kisses like he's 15

pause
you did what?

who did what

alright toasty
i don't know anything about you
but did you kiss z?

oh what
yeah

[for the purpose of winning a thumb war contest, but yes.]

why?

you know
some people might call that harassment
word of advice from a stranger

says the guy who either put him in a dance cage or left him in a dance cage
but nah
he's fine we worked it out

what i do with z is my business

[so. both. he did both.

and as for the rest-]

yeah alright
just consider watching it in the future

listen that dude's plenty capable of telling me to fuck off
you don't gotta do it for him
believe me
he does it himself when he wants

you know
pretty sure i can still tell you to fuck off if i want
it's not like there's a max to it

but anyway
it's between you and z
so it doesn't really matter what i think?

[ . . . baren is just a way too protective friend which means he won't hesitate to intervene if zoro tells him anything else but.

he hopes that won't happen. zoro having more friends isn't a bad thing]

yep it pretty much doesn't matter what you think!
(ﾉ･_-)☆

okay okay fair enough
"there's no accounting for taste" and all that i guess

what
no
that's not what
whatever

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