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Breaking news!

Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)

Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??

Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.

[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]

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I'M NOT GOING

i can't believe you're gonna disappoint your dedicated fans like this

good. they can find someone else to dedicate themselves to.

never underestimate the power of a small group of obsessively dedicated fans

i'm gonna be on my boat.

hey if you're going back to your boat i want my shirt back btw

you said i was hosting pole dancing classes and you think i'm gonna give you your shirt back?

tbf i'm not expecting to get it back in one piece

you're not getting it back period.

man c'mon

no.

you have
at least half my clothes
give them back

cancel the reservation and i might.

there's no reservation to cancel
it's come as you are, my friend

i think i'm gonna need a bigger closet for all my shirts.

asswipe

good luck teaching your first pole dancing class jackass.

you're gonna be sad you missed out
you'll never be a pro cage dancer if you don't learn how to shake your tail

i'm going to tear your juicing shirts to shreds.

foolish man
you can never defeat my juicing shirts
i have an endless and immortal supply

then stop asking for them back.

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