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Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)
Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??
Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.
[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]
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i don't know anything about you
but did you kiss z?
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yeah
[for the purpose of winning a thumb war contest, but yes.]
why?
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some people might call that harassment
word of advice from a stranger
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but nah
he's fine we worked it out
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[so. both. he did both.
and as for the rest-]
yeah alright
just consider watching it in the future
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you don't gotta do it for him
believe me
he does it himself when he wants
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pretty sure i can still tell you to fuck off if i want
it's not like there's a max to it
but anyway
it's between you and z
so it doesn't really matter what i think?
[ . . . baren is just a way too protective friend which means he won't hesitate to intervene if zoro tells him anything else but.
he hopes that won't happen. zoro having more friends isn't a bad thing]
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(ノ・_-)☆