sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[voideity]

ok but why
and how
will we ever know
yeah i think nah for now

yea see i figured the first time
someone either spiked my latte
or my brain just decided to get weird
bc it was just some
weird cats in a weird room

fam meeting is the best idea
we can drag d home for supper
maybe play some mario kart
compare hallucinations
get a pizza
ask the pizza place if their fridge is running
itd be a grande old time

[parodeity]

then i will not tell you about the thing

yeah it was just once it kept happening i was like
k time to pay attention
what do you mean by weird cats and weird room though

i call dibs on toad
also fuck yes pizza

[voideity]

thx

it was like
green
the room was green and the cats were black?
and they all had four eyes i think
and by "cats" i dont mean like 1 or 2 i mean
a fucking plethora of cats
of all sizes like youd never seen
it was
less weird than the neon technicolor bs but

lmao fine i want peach
how many pizzas we need u think

[parodeity]

four eyes
huh
thats kind of weird
but mundane weird?
like it could be worse
at least it wasnt the whole
you know
drug technicolor trip crap again

20

[voideity]

yeah i mean
it was definitely a softer start lmao
but still like
ok what

ok
20
20 pizzas
sure
ill borrow moms credit card and use ur name tho
so if youre fine with that fallout
then 20 it is what toppings u want

[parodeity]

ok make it more like 1 pizzas
dont doxx me like this wtf

[voideity]

look im a brokeish college student 20 pizzas is outta my budget
howwww about like
3 pizzas
some wings
and some breadsticks
i can afford that
wiiiith a credit card the bank was dumb enough to give me
lmao tho man i need a new job or else my credit score is in deep shit lmao

[parodeity]

i mean honestly i can eat like half a pizza
so
2 or 3 pizzas or the whole fam should work?
also what kinda job are you thinking of sis