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sanity chicken would be a good band name
all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go
raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway
raise your hands or dont
go
[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go
raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway
raise your hands or dont
go
[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]
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But man. Your hallucinatory life is really, really weird.
I'm kind of grateful crocodiles didn't trigger anything in me...
But then again I'm on guard now. Like. It seems like anything can trigger this shit.
So I'm ready now.
I'm ready for stupid bullshit to happen to me.
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i think
but also
there does seem to KIND OF be a correlation for most of the shit
except maybe the start of a domino chain?
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He told me about the sugar hell and that made me remember it.
But punching the girl happened on Founder's Day.
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and ok
i think
this might be working into a pattern
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Dirk said there was another but I didn't want to hear it so soon after the first one. Was I in the second one too?
So the pattern is everything started on Founder's Day, right? After this app was released.
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youre not missing out not hearing it
its literally just sugar rush 2.0
although i guess it is better than the 1.0 version
on the grounds i exist in 2.0
therefore making it like a million times more amazing
yes
thats the pattern
but also
i think the things that seem to be unrelated to a specific trigger
seem to have happened on or nearer to founders day
everything ive had since then has a source i can trace it to
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Otherwise I might miss something important in the long run. Like a pattern or something.
But okay so was Founder's Day itself the trigger for the unrelated ones?
Or do you think it was something we're missing?
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youve seen one of those right
theyre migraine inducers
maybe we should make dirk tell you since its like his new hobby
to give people sugar rush memories or w/e
dirk stop lurking and take the fall
im not sure if founders day was the trigger
it seems like a possibility given the timeframes people are telling me
i can confirm personally 4 iterations of a thing beyond the ones people have said here
no one has mentioned anything before that date
and most havent mentioned it too far after
ergo
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Since he inflicted me with the first sugar hell.
But yeah I want to know about it despite the fact that I'll suffer.
Well, if we're going back to the idea of retrospec being behind all of this... then that was a big day for them? Like with the beads and all. They were advertising.
Actually that's a good question right there.
What are they to everyone else? We're the only ones with the app.
But they were showing off to the whole city.
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hes the coolest guy i know and an amazing dude
with terrible hobbies
[ in this universe bro really IS dave's hero who he genuinely idolizes DAVE'S THE WORST AUDIENCE FOR DIRK COMPLAINTS, SORRY JAKE ]
are you at least sitting down mr masochist
also
im pretty sure theyre absolutely nothing to the whole city
have you heard ANYONE talking about them?
roxy and i sure havent
and were on all the social medias pretty much
and its not like we havent been around
but like
i dont remember seeing them in the sponsor list for the parade at all
i checked twice
im not sure they were making such a big deal of themselves as we think they were
because im not 100% sure anyone else noticed
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Haha, you really are a good brother, Dave.
I wish I had a little brother like you. That'd be so cool.
But yeah I'm sitting down. I am even lying down.
I didn't think of it that way but...
Okay if they're nothing to the rest of the city how did they get on that float?
I mean that's the main float! It's not like just anyone gets on it.
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their beads did
maybe they did a cold swap beforehand from whatever was gonna be thrown originally?
but also
we are potentially dealing with an organization who erased horses from existence
maybe
so
***ROXY DONT READ THIS IF YOURE NOT SITTING DOWN***
i dont know if dirk said anything to her
anyway
picture this
its all rainbows and sprinkles and candy and shit and everyones doped to high hell
dirk is dirk and hes the only one not grinning like a fucking creeper
well he says i was smiling normal style but as i am me
who the fuck knows
everyones hoisting rose and yet another random alien on chairs
its wedding time
rose is in a classy tux
random alien chick is in a dress
no one has any idea what the fuck is going on
though i assume the answer is "wedding"
however the answer is also "who even fucking knows"
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i cant believe we dropped acid at roseys wedding that never happened
(hi jake sup enjoyin ur hallucinations)
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Heard Dirk nailed you too with the technocolour vomit hell.
I guess we liked it so much (????) we decided to do it again for Rose.)
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i guess so?? idfgi at all
like how
did that all occur
but worse shit to be doing i guess??)
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you ok?
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i was laying down
and dropped my phone on my face
which is better than dropping it down the stairs
like that one time we dont talk about lmao
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thats a good question
doesnt help i have the whole incident on video
on vine
and instagram
and facebook
hm
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I've never seen a wedding like that. Shit.
Why does Dirk luck out on this and not wind up high as fuck?
And why did we do this twice? It feels awful.
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maybe
also idk
dirk says my smile was less high as fuck too but thats not super helpful as a descriptor
at least he was reassuringly calm tho
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So what should we be doing with all this information anyway?
Any idea?
Because I'm pretty stumped myself. It's not like we can ask anyone at this company...
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i guess
as to what we should be doing
im personally just finding patterns and locking them in
its better than just ignoring it
even if we dont know what were doing with the info atm
having it is better than not having it ig
and also at least weve learned
dont tell people jack shit if youre not prepared for the consequences