sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[twelfthspark]

You sure that's what they were called?

[daemonized]

[not this again]

Have you come to tell me otherwise?

[twelfthspark]

Maybe? I think I remember something like that but it was definitely called a "darkball".

[daemonized]

Did it explode in waves of purple electricity?

[twelfthspark]

I think it was more into using claws actually.

[darkinferno]

teeth

it didn't have claws, so it used its teeth to bite

[twelfthspark]

Now who's the stalker?

[darkinferno]

still you

i crashed this conversation way before you did

[daemonized]

Then very decidedly not the same as what I was describing.

Monsters seem to be a popular subject among us Retrospec users, it appears. I do wonder why.

[twelfthspark]

Maybe not but I know I'm remembering it right.

Wishful thinking? lol

[daemonized]

Then we're assuredly remembering two different things, because I know I'm remembering mine correctly as well.

Wishful? A wish I never knew I possessed, at any rate.

[twelfthspark]

Not you or me, maybe~ but look at the other people on this network. Sure we've got a few bored nerds that watch too much ASoCaD...

[spoken like she wasn't fangirling over meeting one of the actresses just a couple weeks ago]

[daemonized]

Come now, it's a good watch, if not a bit on the overly dramatic side. Though the plot's a bit difficult to follow these days.

[twelfthspark]

You *would* be a fan lol.

[Overly dramatic... hell, he would fit right in on the show.]

[daemonized]

More like a doting uncle. I'd be a sorry excuse for a family member if I didn't boost viewership by watching on occasion.

[twelfthspark]

How thoughtful~ Anyone I'd recognize?

[didn't she just try to imply she doesn't watch it...]

[daemonized]

Oh, so you do watch it?

[twelfthspark]

No fair answering a question with a question 😑

[daemonized]

Merely curious, since you had called those who watched it "bored nerds" just a seconds before.

[twelfthspark]

They could have been in more than one show!

[darkinferno]

arlene's right in this case

they were definitely called darkballs

[Thanks for that, Arlene.]

[daemonized]

[everyone. stop reading his messages. you're gonna remember the whole KH bestiary at this rate]

Are you going to send me another drawing? I'll be disappointed if you don't.

i'm not even apologizing for this

[darkinferno]

yells you should be

[daemonized]

What a shame that your monsters also seem to be very vulgar. At least my Thunder Bomb smiles.

O:)

[darkinferno]

they do

but only if they like you

[And by "like you" he means "want to try and kill you by jerking around erratically and barreling into you or zooming across your path biting like a wind-up trap"]