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[recollecters]

Hello Users, Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues. You have my sincere thanks for your assistance. Thank you, Janet Halloway Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed. Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results. City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else! Furthermore: -Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them. -Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again! -Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet. -There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties. -The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow. -Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[prometheanflame]

Mohamemd Hefaz Finally
Mohamemd Hefaz I hope everyone is safe and well, and I'll be around to help with answering questions, but I think all of us have stories to share.
Mohamemd Hefaz I suggest that sometime next week that we find someplace to consolidate what we learned about Retrospec and...wherever half of us disappeared to, whether online or in real life.
Mohamemd Hefaz They spy on our every move, I'm not all that worried about Jim and Janet knowing about us.

[stopbleeding]

thanks for the ocean
where's my fucking house

[HE WENT THROUGH ALL THIS BULLSHIT FOR 2 THINGS JANET: THE OCEAN AND HIS FUCKING HOUSE]

[cattack]

Thanks are all well and good, but what about explanation?
Do you intend to leave us in the dark for the next time this happens?

[judgementkazzy]

Glad that's over.
And buying stuff from Jim's registry suddenly makes sense...
Was there a wedding?
Congratulations.

[glaciers]

What happened to your house?

[parodeity]

ignoring the vague bullshit up top as usual:
hey some of my photographs are less grayscale
i approve
anyway more important i missed you social media
guys do you know how much it sucks to not have 24/7 access to twitter
it sucks a lot

also where did everyone go what did you do
tell me your wildest story stat
i ripped off emils arm and used it to get a key out of a cabinet
also i was a cat for a bit
also we found a mecha i think some of you saw that part
also i guess souji and i cheated at cards in order to get home
that kinda thing

ps i guess we got confirmation the memories are ours or w/e but like
i already figured that part was true
i think probably we can still argue about it if we want

more importantly i give up not writing in this obnoxious red unless you tell me not to
the heart wants what the heart wants

[digthefuzz]

oh no janet you actually married that madman??

um okay that aside
it's me, kurt!
fuzzy's back, tell a friend

so, um, believe it or not i was whisked away on a magical adventure for the past month
a bunch of stuff happened
i got chased by a boulder, i rode a unicorn...

and now i'm back! but i have no idea what's been going on here while i've been gone
anyone have a refresher course??

[frisyr]

kinda rude to not invite us to the wedding when you had us buy you gifts

[storytelleroftime]

Janet!

I just want to thank you for banning Jim from talking to us, we all appreciate the lack of condescending posts in our life.

[mercurio]

lmfao rip your house forever ig

[crushcard]

"work has resumed on several other issues"
are you going to tell us what these issues are, or not

[stopbleeding]

i don't know anymore.

[IT WENT WITH THE OCEAN AND WENT TO A DIFFERENT ONE?? AND SOME PUNK TEEN DECIDED IT WAS HIS?? AND IT'S NOT BACK BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS?? fuck all of this]

[stopbleeding]

maury's a backstabber.

[mercurio]

okay but a question to teachers ig are classes starting in september as always
no cute dog pics this time i'm going to sleep we did it guys now go rest up

[glaciers]

I wish I had answers for you.
I didn't see any houses in space.

[daemonized]

Congratulations everyone. The city is back to normal, or whatever passes for normal these days.

Who else plans on sleeping for a week straight now?

[Ardyn considering sleep THE WORLD MAY STILL NOT BE RIGHT. ]

[eyestitch]

halloway...she actually went through with it. that absolute madwoman.

i'd say i don't believe it but at this point i'd put nothing past any of them!!

nooooooot really digging the business as usual tone (but it's better than the alternatives...........what should i do???) which, considering there are entire universes just 'twinkle, twinkle, little bat'-ing out of existence with no real record whatsoever, maybe not unexpected?

we wanna talk about that? at all? anyone?

[daemonized]

Yes.

[mercurio]

and we thought he was cool
are you accepting donations?

[sivard]

So the world went insane, monsters attacked us, I nearly got killed by a giant with its own personal forest growing on its back, and now the two biggest jerks in Retrospec are married.

What else could go wrong?

[notyourutopian]

What confirmation?
Some of us just spent three weeks in a swamp
What are you talking about?

[storytelleroftime]

Probably fixing the horses and colors and stuff. Those are the issues they've been dealing with in the past.

[standalonehuman]

Would if I could afford it. Gotta thank Retrospec for the cleanup, though, makes my paperwork pile smaller.

I need to talk, specifically, to you. When you have the time.

[stopbleeding]

why the hell were you in space?
there were a bunch of guys worried about you down here. you hear from them yet?

[stopbleeding]

what you got?