this all sounds harmless

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe 9/4 near Recolle

A.) Anyone got recommendations on where a creep could get some carrion beetles? I have some bones that need cleaning and after doing my due diligence, this seems to be the best way to clean out all those nooks and crannies. Money is no object :3 B.) You can find ANYTHING on youtube! Anyone want to lend me some power tools while I work on my bone sword? C.) Maybe some leather for the hilt too, hmmmm?

Comments

[longwei2go]

okay now I know I'm back in the Real World when I can see something like this and my first thought is "what the fuck" and not "that's so precious"

[ hi friend it's been a month of being a semi-mindless drone how are you ]

[playdolls]

You know me too well to be surprised.

[longwei2go]

I just blinked and lost a month
everything is a surprise today

[playdolls]

What'd you do, go on a bender?

[longwei2go]

I fucking wish
a hangover would be nice right about now

no I just lost access to the app as far as I can remember
I remember the bingo card and then
just normal day to day stuff happening

I didn't even go to the con which is super weird for me

[playdolls]

You know, I think I did that one month too. I just figured there were a lot of bodies to deal with that month, but I didn't look at this thing even once. I usually do, so many people to tease...

And the con was boring, you didn't miss anything except monster fighting. Which your awesome robo arm would have been great for, where were you we could have tag teamed?!

[longwei2go]

only you could say boring and monster fighting in the same sentence


wait is that where you got the bone from

[playdolls]

There was more monster fighting after the convention got invaded. But yeah, pretty similar. The monsters disappeared when you killed them like this was a freakin' video game, so Grell and I snatched the rib before the cyclops lost all its HP.

[longwei2go]

okay now I'm definitely pissed off that I missed out
like what the fuck that sounds cool as hell

if you die in video game Recolle though do you die in real life

[playdolls]

I don't know. I don't think any of the Retro users have died?
But I also don't think I've asked. Nobody died when we were fighting monsters in the subways, and you'd sure think someone *would*.

[longwei2go]

seriously you didn't ask?
I thought you were on the pulse of all the cool and hip ways people kick the bucket in this town

[ pun absolutely intended. ]

[playdolls]

Pun foul!

But yeah, I was hoping more mutilated bodies would show up for me to sew back together.
Forever living in disappointment, Yin.

[longwei2go]

sorry their moral limits are getting in the way of your fun
seems like fucking with our heads is one thing but when it comes to our bodies they actually draw the line somewhere

I mean besides adding parts where there were none, like that one guy's red arm

[playdolls]

What about *your* arm?

[longwei2go]

it seems fine
okay that's an understatement
it's a fucking badass piece of hardware but as far as I can tell
it hasn't made me go out and do anything I didn't want to
or like tried to strangle me in my sleep
so I can't still can't figure out why I have it

[playdolls]

Do you think Retrospec sent it though?

[longwei2go]

it had their name on the box
same with the photos they sent
and the dog

[playdolls]

Wow, I would have been suspicious that the dog was just a fucking nanny cam or something.

[longwei2go]

nah Zwei is pretty cool
it's like he's imprinted on me
which is less weird than the arm
except for the part he came in a fedex tube
a small one

[playdolls]

That sounds illegal. And cruel.

[longwei2go]

with Retrospec what else is new?

but you saw him, he's fine, so since I can't explain it I stopped questioning it

[playdolls]

I'd be fucking pissed if they put one of my cats in a fedex tube.

[longwei2go]

speaking of impending violence
any big plans for that boner sword of yours

[playdolls]

It's not for me. It's for my slave.

[longwei2go]

your what