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this all sounds harmless

Pitou Blythe
9/4 near Recolle
A.) Anyone got recommendations on where a creep could get some carrion beetles? I have some bones that need cleaning and after doing my due diligence, this seems to be the best way to clean out all those nooks and crannies. Money is no object :3

B.) You can find ANYTHING on youtube! Anyone want to lend me some power tools while I work on my bone sword?

C.) Maybe some leather for the hilt too, hmmmm?

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okay now I'm definitely pissed off that I missed out
like what the fuck that sounds cool as hell

if you die in video game Recolle though do you die in real life

I don't know. I don't think any of the Retro users have died?
But I also don't think I've asked. Nobody died when we were fighting monsters in the subways, and you'd sure think someone *would*.

seriously you didn't ask?
I thought you were on the pulse of all the cool and hip ways people kick the bucket in this town

[ pun absolutely intended. ]

Pun foul!

But yeah, I was hoping more mutilated bodies would show up for me to sew back together.
Forever living in disappointment, Yin.

sorry their moral limits are getting in the way of your fun
seems like fucking with our heads is one thing but when it comes to our bodies they actually draw the line somewhere

I mean besides adding parts where there were none, like that one guy's red arm

What about *your* arm?

it seems fine
okay that's an understatement
it's a fucking badass piece of hardware but as far as I can tell
it hasn't made me go out and do anything I didn't want to
or like tried to strangle me in my sleep
so I can't still can't figure out why I have it

Do you think Retrospec sent it though?

it had their name on the box
same with the photos they sent
and the dog

Wow, I would have been suspicious that the dog was just a fucking nanny cam or something.

nah Zwei is pretty cool
it's like he's imprinted on me
which is less weird than the arm
except for the part he came in a fedex tube
a small one

That sounds illegal. And cruel.

Edited 2017-09-05 00:03 (UTC)

with Retrospec what else is new?

but you saw him, he's fine, so since I can't explain it I stopped questioning it

I'd be fucking pissed if they put one of my cats in a fedex tube.

speaking of impending violence
any big plans for that boner sword of yours

It's not for me. It's for my slave.

your what

We killed the cyclops together, and then she offered to be my slave for a week if I made her a sword.

just when I thought your life couldn't get more extra you pull this shit on me
unbelievable

You're just jealous you don't have a slave.

It was nice having someone else get my coffee and carry my things around. I could've gotten used to it.

knowing you, that had to be a lot of coffee
that sounds more like a personal assistant though

Well, it was hard to beat having her slit a cyclops's throat.

wish I could've seen it

you still need power tools for your little project? I got a ton in the garage

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