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[me_matey]

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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[vitis]

1. don't have the proper training or equipment, or else i'd take you up on that
2. may :)
3. robbing a bank might do the trick
4. no

[me_matey]

see this dude right here he gets it

got any good bank robbin plans?

[vitis]

none that i could post about in public, unfortunately

[me_matey]

not like the fuzz on here would do anything about it

they own departments dont believe a word they say because they aint on here

[vitis]

true
the few on retrospec would still pitch a fit about it, though

[me_matey]

if they think they can stop me they welcome to try

[vitis]

that's some confidence you got there

[me_matey]

if u aint got that, u aint gonna survive long where i been, ya feel me?

[vitis]

if that's the case, then what is stopping you?

[me_matey]

a plan

[vitis]

bust in
grab the cash
bust out

i don't got a getaway car though so you might have to catch the bus

[me_matey]

i aint no career bank robber but i know it takes way more planning than that for even smalltime lifts

[vitis]

definitely
:)

maybe another time.

[me_matey]

back to the drawing board


this sucks

[vitis]

yeah, a lotta people could use an extra hundred grand
you're not alone there.

[me_matey]

not a lot of people need it as much as me

[vitis]

oh? and what makes you that especially needy?

[me_matey]

y u gotta kno?

[vitis]

i don't, not really.
just wanted to hear if you could back up that claim

[me_matey]

i aint gotta justify it to anyone, least of all some rando

no offense

[vitis]

then i'm just gonna assume you're not all that special.
name's john becket, by the way.

[me_matey]

damn mister becket it almost sounds like u wanna square up to me

may sfondi. holla if ya heard

[vitis]

[ he had to look up what "square up" means, and— blargh. ]

no, sorry. that's not really what i wanted to do

nice to meet you, ms. sfondi

[me_matey]

didnt think so, but you gotta watch what u say round some ppl, homey, they aint gonna let u back down as easily as i am

[vitis]

whatever.

i watch what i say enough as is, if someone really wants to fight about it then let them.