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[me_matey]

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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[vitis]

if that's the case, then what is stopping you?

[me_matey]

a plan

[vitis]

bust in
grab the cash
bust out

i don't got a getaway car though so you might have to catch the bus

[me_matey]

i aint no career bank robber but i know it takes way more planning than that for even smalltime lifts

[vitis]

definitely
:)

maybe another time.

[me_matey]

back to the drawing board


this sucks

[vitis]

yeah, a lotta people could use an extra hundred grand
you're not alone there.

[me_matey]

not a lot of people need it as much as me

[vitis]

oh? and what makes you that especially needy?

[me_matey]

y u gotta kno?

[vitis]

i don't, not really.
just wanted to hear if you could back up that claim

[me_matey]

i aint gotta justify it to anyone, least of all some rando

no offense

[vitis]

then i'm just gonna assume you're not all that special.
name's john becket, by the way.

[me_matey]

damn mister becket it almost sounds like u wanna square up to me

may sfondi. holla if ya heard

[vitis]

[ he had to look up what "square up" means, and— blargh. ]

no, sorry. that's not really what i wanted to do

nice to meet you, ms. sfondi

[me_matey]

didnt think so, but you gotta watch what u say round some ppl, homey, they aint gonna let u back down as easily as i am

[vitis]

whatever.

i watch what i say enough as is, if someone really wants to fight about it then let them.

[me_matey]

see like

i get that

i feel that

but i an also, like, knock out dudes in one punch. its a lot easier to talk the talk when u can box fools

[vitis]

don't quite knock out guys in a punch, but that doesn't matter
thanks for the concern, though.

[me_matey]

neways is ur fav month rly may or were u just bein fresh

[vitis]

haha, it was more a funny coincidence
spring's my favorite season and it just so happens that grapes tend to blossom in may

[me_matey]

no kiddin?

yanno i read the other day that its like impossible to make grape flavored ice cream. that sucks.

[vitis]

yeah, it does. :(
or else it just hasn't caught on enough to be worth making. which doubly sucks, as frozen grapes aren't half bad.
at least we still got popsicles, so long as they aren't too much of the weird fake grape flavor

[me_matey]

damn now i just want ice cream even more

i could probably just lift some

[vitis]

could i suggest freshens
shouldn't be that hard to nick from and they definitely have enough to spare