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9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS

1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit

2. whats ur favorite month of the year

3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k?

4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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You'd have to be really good or really lucky.
There's plenty of rich people in Recolle, right?
Short of that, you'd have to get an inheritance or maybe flip a house in the right neighborhood.

[ Hello, Kiryu is a boring real estate agent ]

do i seem like the kinda girl who can flip a house i mean like you mean not literally

Yeah, making 100k actually take a while, it wouldn't be easy anyway.

What do you need that much money for, anyway?

u know stuff

100k can buy a lot of stuff.

r u a fed or what?

Nah, I'm a hardened criminal.

[ IS THAT A JOKE?? THAT'S A JOKE... RIGHT? ]

then y the 20 questions? cant a girl just need 100k?

I'm just curious. That's a lot of money, so.

yeah? maybe i need somthn RLY expensive

Yeah, I guess that's fair.
I don't know if you'll be able to get it too quickly outside of robbing a bank.

and i have done some illegal shit but thats too much for me cant help anyone if im in jail nawmean?

Yeah, the chances of getting away with it are probably not good.

I guess you could look into credit card scams or something?

that level of hustlin may be outside my pay grade

I wouldn't really know where to start on that one, either...
Any way you can lower your target from 100k to something more manageable?

trust me, that wont get me nowhere

-... Okay, time to come clean.-

my ship came back, but not in one piece. it sank immediately and is a total loss. it wasnt insured. the quote i got on replacing/fixing everything including my living space is 100k.

Oh. I'm really sorry to hear that...

I work with a real estate agency if you need help finding a new place.
We don't handle boats, is the only thing.

i dont want a house i want my home back

Yeah, I figured.
I'm sorry about your house.

Are you alright? Do you have anyone you can stay with?

dont worry bout me im a survivor. always have been.

As long as you're not sleeping on the street...

do i seem like the type that would?

[ Crap, is that a trick question........ ]

No, I'm sure you'll be fine :-)

also hey do me a solid and dont tell majima

You know he'd try to help you, right?
He'd want you to be OK.

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center
HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno