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[me_matey]

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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[me_matey]

do i seem like the kinda girl who can flip a house

i mean like you mean not literally

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, making 100k actually take a while, it wouldn't be easy anyway.

What do you need that much money for, anyway?

[me_matey]

u know


stuff

[judgementkazzy]

100k can buy a lot of stuff.

[me_matey]

r u a fed or what?

[judgementkazzy]

Nah, I'm a hardened criminal.

[ IS THAT A JOKE?? THAT'S A JOKE... RIGHT? ]

[me_matey]

then y the 20 questions? cant a girl just need 100k?

[judgementkazzy]

I'm just curious. That's a lot of money, so.

[me_matey]

yeah? maybe i need somthn RLY expensive

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I guess that's fair.
I don't know if you'll be able to get it too quickly outside of robbing a bank.

[me_matey]

and i have done some illegal shit but thats too much for me

cant help anyone if im in jail nawmean?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, the chances of getting away with it are probably not good.

I guess you could look into credit card scams or something?

[me_matey]

that level of hustlin may be outside my pay grade

[judgementkazzy]

I wouldn't really know where to start on that one, either...
Any way you can lower your target from 100k to something more manageable?

[me_matey]

trust me, that wont get me nowhere

-... Okay, time to come clean.-

my ship came back, but not in one piece. it sank immediately and is a total loss. it wasnt insured.

the quote i got on replacing/fixing everything including my living space is 100k.

[judgementkazzy]

Oh. I'm really sorry to hear that...

I work with a real estate agency if you need help finding a new place.
We don't handle boats, is the only thing.

[me_matey]

i dont want a house

i want my home back

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I figured.
I'm sorry about your house.

Are you alright? Do you have anyone you can stay with?

[me_matey]

dont worry bout me

im a survivor. always have been.

[judgementkazzy]

As long as you're not sleeping on the street...

[me_matey]

do i seem like the type that would?

[judgementkazzy]

[ Crap, is that a trick question........ ]

No, I'm sure you'll be fine :-)

[me_matey]

also hey do me a solid and dont tell majima

[judgementkazzy]

You know he'd try to help you, right?
He'd want you to be OK.

[me_matey]

hes always been like that. but i gotta get outta this my way.