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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[parodeity]

lmao yes
which makes that the best joke

yyyyyyyyy
see this is why were bros
you get it
you understand the best thing to do with your afterlife
troll the fuck out of other people

[riviation]

The notifs are definitely messed up, but maybe because it's getting overloaded? There's a lot of posting going on, but I'm pretty sure I didn't receive that many notifs on my phone. So... maybe it'll start working right in a bit.

Or maybe it's my phone, specifically? I wonder if it's time for a new one...

[complementing]

you're still halfway there which is halfway more than most people! the jpop version is always an option, though speaking of which, how goes your Japanese studies~? (,,꒪▼꒪,,)

[ghostories]

i'm pretty sure it isn't horror. isn't this just the work of super advanced technology cern or nasa or whatever's managed to cook up?
i have no idea how it would work though.
but! if you're going to say it was ghosts, i might have to laugh at you.
at least say it was aliens!

[notbunaga]

Akinobu Taira okay well rule 1 of social media
Akinobu Taira be concise
Akinobu Taira character limits usually exist for a reason
Akinobu Taira this felt like i was getting a card from an 80 year old relative i havent spoken to in a while

[As much as she'd like to leave it at that and just be a jerk, there's a small delay before...

(is typing...)]

Akinobu Taira i like your dogs

[That's an understatement, she thinks they're adorable and wants to reach through the screen to pet them.]

[ghostories]

[ but will he save them anyway?? SHE AND JADE NEED TO SURVIVE ]

i wish him all the best then. roxy too!
this app isn't harming anyone
but there isn't a lot i can do with it either
now i have less space for all my games!

[devotional]

[ Gladio can't see or hear it, but Luna chuckles at that. She'll take it as a compliment. ]

I can only hope that your boss was a good one, in that case. Or, at the very least, not utterly despicable.

I have done nothing worthy of thanks, but yes, please keep me informed. If there is anything I can do, you need only ask, Mr. Amicia. [ The one good thing about having one's name on display is the lack of need for introductions! But leave it to Luna to introduce herself formally anyway, somewhere down the line. ]

Oh? Did they not appreciate your telling them to stop whining?

[parodeity]

unfortunately you did in fact prove youre part of the target userbase my man
now youre here
with the shitposters and the charmingly quaintly formal set
who are mostly my teachers actually
which is awkweird but w/e
you just gotta find your niche
and accept notification hell

but for serious im pretty sure you can like change your notification settings at least
just not like
your profile or username or userpic
but you can at least do notifs
@god thanks for small miracles

[swordere]

So they're seriously just saddling around 200 people with an app they probably don't even want? Seems like a horrible way to test a product. There's no way this will take off. I wish they were in the app store so I could give them a proper review.

★☆☆☆☆ - will probably just be wasting space on my phone, thanks for that

I guess the conspiracy theories are fun to read for the moment, silly as they are.

New theory: all apps were created by aliens, this one was just the first to be obvious about it. Wake up, sheeple.

[complementing]

a guy who dared me to use all his info on this website for evil so I signed him up for the monthly newsletter of the cupcake bakery I work at ✧(｡•⌄•｡)و

[riviation]

haha

well I sure don't want your password for this account.
And how should I know I was just minding my own business playing games and this crap popped up.

[notbunaga]

yeah i won't use your details for nefarious purposes either
so feel free to give me all the really important stuff

so you're extra secure

[devotional]

Lunafreya Fleuret Well, allow me to treat you to lunch at the very least! Umbra and Pryna are well-behaved, but it does not change the fact that walking them can still be an ordeal, particularly if they get excited about something.
Lunafreya Fleuret No expertise or experience is needed for what I have planned; I have seen your creativity in action, and I know you would be perfect. It would be my honor to have your help, though you are by no means obligated to take me up on my request... The last thing I want is to cause you undue stress, especially if you are still in school!

[ghostories]

Yuuko Kanoe i'm not even sure if you can add friends here...
Yuuko Kanoe nobu!!
Yuuko Kanoe let's look at the red ball of string together!

[lose_the_jacket]

[ BAD BOY, BAD BOY. WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU? ]

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? Spoiler: I'm about 2000% sure it is illegal and I wouldn't be even a little surprised if a message like that did pop up. Guess we'll just have to wait and see, won't we? Honestly, I'm half-expecting it to be some kind of deadly program that fries our devices once it's done with whatever research it's doing on us. Also, I'm willing to bet someone wouldn't actually announce that they stabbed someone, if it's actually a crime they've committed.

In all seriousness, including a police officer would just prove how confident they are, don't you think?

[complementing]

you're like the fourth or tenth person I recognize on this app now, I lost count but it's still nice to know you're on here too! ♥ as long as our data isn't stolen or something I dunno I obviously don't go to every corner of this city but I never saw any advertisements, if it was really a test...

[notbunaga]

audrey of course

[ghostories]

i like it. it's cozy and there are lots of animals♥
it looks like we can only see posts from people in the vicinity too
hi neighbor!
(i'm waving at you from my window rn)

[ he probably can't see it but?? she will try ]

[kingsglaive]

But you do want my passwords

[openhanded]

that's true. I've also washed more pottery than most people

actually I've done pretty well since I started practicing with you! sometimes the word I'm looking for isn't in my brain though and then I end up substituting the english one and then my cousins laugh at me.

I'm also not as bad at kanji as I thought I was after not speaking it for a while. thanks eidetic memory

[devotional]

Lunafreya Fleuret I fear that brevity is yet another platform that I am not well-versed in. My apologies.
Lunafreya Fleuret And I, personally, would be overjoyed to receive word from a distant, elderly relative. So I suppose I should say you're welcome for the simulated experience, too.

[ Luna's capable of laughing at herself, though she makes a mental note to be more concise in the future. ]

Lunafreya Fleuret Thank you.

Lunafreya Fleuret Here is an older picture of them for your troubles. I realize I can be very long-winded, and far be it from my place to assault you further with my lack of conciseness.

[lose_the_jacket]

Well, I never said anything about being above anything, but you did have a point with this possibly catching attention. And some people only knowing how to complain. Kind of like how some people only know how to pick fights, right?

[notbunaga]

have you actually done anything since heckbusters though
or other than heckbusters for that matter

[complementing]

tbh I don't see how Mikleo WON'T get in after all you've told me about him haha I would be very okay with being kidnapped to visit Dublin though, I need some more stamps in my passport other than Japan and America Whoaaaa. I should write that down somewhere, I feel like it might come in handy later

[riviation]

well if you're offering