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Dazai Osamu ([personal profile] thesettingsun) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-09-10 08:49 pm

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So I'm not a big laws guy, but I'm pretty sure walking around with a giant scythe would be against some kind of law, despite that being a shitty kind of weapon.

Does it make a difference, not-getting-arrested-wise, if that scythe is a book at the time?


[He'd say something about wanting it a month or two ago, but he can't lift it when it's a scythe, so it's not that useful.]

Also Retrospec doesn't care what your legal address is, but I don't think that should surprise anyone.
doublesmall: (like i just lost the world war)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[there's not an answer by text; instead, chuuya is just going to show up. you know, as you do.

knock knock, shuji, he's here to check out your weird new weapon.]


Shuji! Hey, it's me.
doublesmall: (and the scene slips away)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
If he minds friends of yours stopping by, ditch him. It's a bad sign, y'know.

[not that he thinks the guy would be that way, but still.

he strolls over to the scythe, peering down at it before he crouches next to it and runs a hand over the flat of the blade.]


Shit, you weren't kidding about it being big. You seriously can't pick it up, though...?

[yeah he glanced over the rest of the post, sorry shuji.]
doublesmall: (no i don't believe you)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You've really gotta start doing some strength training, then.

[meanwhile, chuuya will just... pick this thing up one-handed, like it's the easiest thing in the world.]

Huh... this isn't bad, though. I thought it'd be more off-balance.
doublesmall: (don't want you to get it on)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ah, caught. chuuya laughs, shaking his head.]

Maybe. For this, yeah. But- hm.

[he grips the scythe properly, this time, and deactivates his ability; he can still hold it, but he wrinkles his nose as the weight of it sets in.]

Shit, okay, it'd be hard to swing something like this around for long. Other-you must have had a hell of a lot of stamina.
doublesmall: (and dip into when we need)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[come on, shuji, he can definitely put two and two together. there's a little snort of a laugh from him, but out of respect for the fact that shuji has a boyfriend, chuuya doesn't otherwise comment.]

If he wasn't human, what was he...? Ah, and where d'you want me to set this, I don't think you want it in the middle of the floor.
doublesmall: (am i out of my mind?)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Koutarou has what?

[nevermind the book, nevermind the rest of it. that's news to him...]

Shit. I know there are guys who are kind of- living swords, so... you think you two might be a similar sort of thing...?
doublesmall: (to the evenness i fake)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I- look, I haven't really told him about anything I remember, so... it's fair, I guess.

[excuse him while he just finds a spot on the couch or a chair or something, flopping down with a little huff.]

I figure he's better off not hearing about it, you know?
doublesmall: (they were here first.)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
The joys of remembering questionable shit, huh.

[a small smile tugs at one side of chuuya's mouth there, though. it's just sort of something he lives with at this point, or at least he'd prefer it to seem that way.

shuji doesn't need to know about the things he didn't mention, last time they talked.]


If it ever becomes a need-to-know sort of situation, maybe I'll tell him.
doublesmall: (and i don't have the right)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
...yeah, that doesn't sound like the kind of thing you want to spill to just anyone.

[he leans back against the sofa, arms folded behind his head, and hums quietly to himself.]

Apparently I might be dead, too, so-- I can get that. I don't actually remember it yet, though.
doublesmall: (and dip into when we need)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2017-09-30 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Shuji, hey-

[chuuya reaches over there to set a hand on shuji's shoulder, with a light little squeeze.]

...don't worry about it, okay? I don't remember it. I'm fine.

[but of course the thought bubbles give a bit of the lie to his response; one pops up there to add:

Some of that memory shit's close enough, pretty sure I could handle it.

and also:

Don't think I really like the thought of Shuji having to remember that either.]