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So I'm not a big laws guy, but I'm pretty sure walking around with a giant scythe would be against some kind of law, despite that being a shitty kind of weapon. Does it make a difference, not-getting-arrested-wise, if that scythe is a book at the time?

[He'd say something about wanting it a month or two ago, but he can't lift it when it's a scythe, so it's not that useful.]

Also Retrospec doesn't care what your legal address is, but I don't think that should surprise anyone.

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The thought bubble thing would also be a really good way to get caught.

unless u find a way to use em for ur own

When has Retrospec given us anything useful?

idk bruh i cant rlly complain bout the super strength anymore

Okay, when has Retrospec given us anything unambiguously useful that we don't complain about first?

i guess i get less mad about it cuz im used to life throwin me curves

That's not a good thing.

yeah well bad or good it's the thing thats happenin so whats complainin gonna do about it?

It'll make me feel better!

but then what

That isn't enough?

it aint gonna be

Dammit.

exactly. u gotta roll with life, homey

Sounds fake, but okay.

u sound like a wimp. woman up, son

I don't need you to tell me that!

[He already knows he's a weenie.]

well SOMBODY gotta say it

Nobody does! It's not your business!

when i try to impart some street knowledge on u, u complain, im gettin cross witya

I didn't ask for any street knowledge?

not directly no but u needed it

Offering unsolicited advice means you can't take offense if people complain.

how the hell does that logic work?

If I came into your house uninvited and told you to rearrange your furniture to make it look better, would you be mad?

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