lots of weird stuff happening lately but
its finally february 15
so
happy cheap chocolate day!!!!
post pictures of what you get today OR got yesterday?? both are ok
🍫🍫🍫🙏🙏🙏
EXTRA:
[And for those who like action instead of lurking on sketchy apps, Frisk can be found lurking around the candy and sweets section at Freshens. Feel free to find them dumping discounted candy into a basket, getting on their tippy-toes to reach something far beyond their reach, or... simply walking around, free of adult supervision. Please make sure they don't try to crawl into the shelves to get that last box of chocolate. Or don't. The choice is in your hands.]
Frisk E. Business suuuuuuuuuuure Frisk E. Business everyone says theyre gonna eat it SLOWLY Frisk E. Business but then theres no more candy by monday lol
Chloe Bouchard You know... Chloe Bouchard While I do love Valentine's Day, there is a certain joy to this as well. Chloe Bouchard They always make too much, do they not?
Frisk E. Business yup Frisk E. Business but its okay because i can buy whats left later for REALLY cheap Frisk E. Business and not spend all my allowance Frisk E. Business d(-_-)b
Frisk E. Business a good prize Frisk E. Business wish i could get a job Frisk E. Business but im too young??? i think Frisk E. Business adults are really weird :/
Chloe Bouchard It goes doubly for me on the weirdness. Chloe Bouchard I have lived here for two years and many of the ages they set rules for are odd for me. Chloe Bouchard But that isn't important. I'm sure you will have one eventually. Chloe Bouchard And besides, isn't a paper route legal for you?
Chloe Bouchard It is a job young children often take. Chloe Bouchard They deliver the newspaper, sometimes by bike. Chloe Bouchard Though I admit it seems less common these days.
[No judgments here. She barely knew that they existed herself. She was the sort to watch Headline News once a day and read the USA Today, and call it good.]
Frisk E. Business oh Frisk E. Business is that the thing in old movies Frisk E. Business where they break stuff throwing newspapers Frisk E. Business ????
Chloe Bouchard I do not believe that the intention is to break things. Chloe Bouchard But it would not surprise me if this has happened, when throwing objects at houses. Chloe Bouchard So, yes. I believe you have the correct idea.
Alice Penelope Drake I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but your name is a really bad pun. Alice Penelope Drake A cute one. Alice Penelope Drake But still a pun. Alice Penelope Drake But it's your name and I didn't mean to, nor should I, judge it.
Frisk E. Business oh Frisk E. Business i knew that Frisk E. Business thought it was something worse Frisk E. Business dont worry (-_-)b Frisk E. Business glad my initial's there because it sounds funnier Frisk E. Business i think Frisk E. Business frisk business makes me sound like im in a hurry :(
Alice Penelope Drake Yeah kids don't need to be in a hurry. Although I'm not sure kids need to be doing any kind of business. Alice Penelope Drake Anyway, how'd your chocolate raiding go?
Frisk E. Business it went good! Frisk E. Business got enough chocolate for a month Frisk E. Business or a weekend 😋 Frisk E. Business what about you?? Frisk E. Business did you buy something
Victoria Nichols oh sorry! Victoria Nichols I mean... you know how after every valentine's day there's a bunch of discount chocolate. Victoria Nichols That's what I meant.
Okay. Seriously? We have to stop running into one another like this.
[ because guess what Bigby catches Frisk doing ― trying to crawl into the goddamn shelf to obtain that last box of stupid chocolate. again. last time, they apparently had too much time on their hands and made a fort. he is not about to let that happen again. here comes the detective, strolling his cart partially filled with groceries towards the kid. ]
Get... get away from there. ―Please. [ it's hard being a parental figure towards someone that isn't Jade. ] You look like you got enough candy.
[Gosh!!! Cool your jets, Mr. Bigby. Frisk is, indeed, crawling out of there.
But only enough to be able to look at him. It's pretty easy to see how they're ready to get back in there once they're done talking. Someone stop this child.]
'M not gonna get stuck. [CONFIDENT in the way only a 10-year-old can be. Stop, child.] Just need that box. The brand's really, really, really good.
[Just get the store brand, Frisk... It's just as good?? Maybe.]
I'm not worried you'll get stuck. I'm worried you'll like it down there too much and you decide to not come back out.
[ Bigby should probably leave it at that and roll his cart on along, but he just. he can't. he finds himself often concerned with the things Frisk gets into and isn't sure if crawling into the actual shelf is the worst of what they have planned today. when their reasoning is because of branding, he silently curses the effects of marketing and kneels down to become more face-to-face with the child returning to burrowing their face towards the chocolate. ]
Last time you did this, I found you making a fort with what was around you. Not sure if I should be leaving you alone, honestly.
[ jade is about to play the best prank. it is the best prank that was conceived immediately after seeing frisk's post on retrospec, and as such, it's probably incredibly easy to figure out.
that said, frisk will suddenly feel a weight in their basket, as if something heavy has been placed in it.
but... upon looking, it is only a comically large bag of heart shaped gummis??? weird.
pay no mind to jade peeking around the corner of the shelf on the opposite aisle. clearly she's not actually there and this isn't her doing. ]
They're pausing for a moment, staring at the bag of gummies like it's about to offer them all the secrets of the universe. Failing that, they pay no attention to the Jade behind the curtain and move to knock the thing off their basket. Well, assuming they can. They're 10-years-old and what is this weight??????
Stay tuned to find out if aliens have cursed them with heavy candy on this day, ig.]
[ oh....oh no seeing frisk try to remove the bag just makes jade feel bad. no one goes chocolate shopping and walks out with GUMMIS, she thought it was such a great prank, but now...
JEEZ. ]
Ok, ok, I am sorry... [ the jade behind the curtain is not so hidden anymore, squatting down beside frisk to remove the bag herself. it weighs nothing in her arms!! ...nah, it's still pretty heavy, and she holds onto it. gotta put it back, you know? can't just shove it onto the chocolate aisle. ]
Peridot Stone of COURSE i am!!! Peridot Stone i mean i deserve nothing less and loving yourself is important for self-actualization Peridot Stone what did you score for v-day frisk???
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Frisk E. Business i wanna see :T
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Frisk E. Business those are REALLY good
Frisk E. Business but how fat are you gonna get eating them orz
prompto is triggered LMAO
Prompto Argentum it's not like i'm going to eat it all in one go! i'm rationing! RATIONING!!
me and my canon blind ass: why is prompto tri-- oh
Frisk E. Business everyone says theyre gonna eat it SLOWLY
Frisk E. Business but then theres no more candy by monday lol
oh shii...
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Chloe Bouchard While I do love Valentine's Day, there is a certain joy to this as well.
Chloe Bouchard They always make too much, do they not?
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Frisk E. Business but its okay because i can buy whats left later for REALLY cheap
Frisk E. Business and not spend all my allowance
Frisk E. Business d(-_-)b
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Chloe Bouchard Especially if it's just an allowance instead of a job.
[Ah, so this one must be a bit younger, then.]
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Frisk E. Business wish i could get a job
Frisk E. Business but im too young??? i think
Frisk E. Business adults are really weird :/
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Chloe Bouchard I have lived here for two years and many of the ages they set rules for are odd for me.
Chloe Bouchard But that isn't important. I'm sure you will have one eventually.
Chloe Bouchard And besides, isn't a paper route legal for you?
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[... their parents only buy digital editions DON'T JUDGE THEM]
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Chloe Bouchard They deliver the newspaper, sometimes by bike.
Chloe Bouchard Though I admit it seems less common these days.
[No judgments here. She barely knew that they existed herself. She was the sort to watch Headline News once a day and read the USA Today, and call it good.]
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Frisk E. Business is that the thing in old movies
Frisk E. Business where they break stuff throwing newspapers
Frisk E. Business ????
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Chloe Bouchard But it would not surprise me if this has happened, when throwing objects at houses.
Chloe Bouchard So, yes. I believe you have the correct idea.
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Alice Penelope Drake How'd you change it?
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Frisk E. Business i dont get it
Frisk E. Business whats wrong with my name
[... it's their real name. SORRY.]
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Alice Penelope Drake Never mind, sorry. My mistake.
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Frisk E. Business what mistake did you make?
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Alice Penelope Drake A cute one.
Alice Penelope Drake But still a pun.
Alice Penelope Drake But it's your name and I didn't mean to, nor should I, judge it.
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Frisk E. Business i knew that
Frisk E. Business thought it was something worse
Frisk E. Business dont worry (-_-)b
Frisk E. Business glad my initial's there because it sounds funnier
Frisk E. Business i think
Frisk E. Business frisk business makes me sound like im in a hurry :(
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Alice Penelope Drake Anyway, how'd your chocolate raiding go?
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Frisk E. Business got enough chocolate for a month
Frisk E. Business or a weekend 😋
Frisk E. Business what about you??
Frisk E. Business did you buy something
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Frisk E. Business youre gonna miss out on TWICE A YEAR prices!!!!
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Maya Aimoto Maybe if I eat enough chocolate, everything will seem normal again.
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Frisk E. Business how much did you get!!
Frisk E. Business i want numbers :T
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Victoria Nichols Looks like this happens just about everywhere
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Frisk E. Business what do you mean o:
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Victoria Nichols I mean... you know how after every valentine's day there's a bunch of discount chocolate.
Victoria Nichols That's what I meant.
action!!!
[ because guess what Bigby catches Frisk doing ― trying to crawl into the goddamn shelf to obtain that last box of stupid chocolate. again. last time, they apparently had too much time on their hands and made a fort. he is not about to let that happen again. here comes the detective, strolling his cart partially filled with groceries towards the kid. ]
Get... get away from there. ―Please. [ it's hard being a parental figure towards someone that isn't Jade. ] You look like you got enough candy.
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But only enough to be able to look at him. It's pretty easy to see how they're ready to get back in there once they're done talking. Someone stop this child.]
'M not gonna get stuck. [CONFIDENT in the way only a 10-year-old can be. Stop, child.] Just need that box. The brand's really, really, really good.
[Just get the store brand, Frisk... It's just as good?? Maybe.]
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[ Bigby should probably leave it at that and roll his cart on along, but he just. he can't. he finds himself often concerned with the things Frisk gets into and isn't sure if crawling into the actual shelf is the worst of what they have planned today. when their reasoning is because of branding, he silently curses the effects of marketing and kneels down to become more face-to-face with the child returning to burrowing their face towards the chocolate. ]
Last time you did this, I found you making a fort with what was around you. Not sure if I should be leaving you alone, honestly.
action, the woofs descend
that said, frisk will suddenly feel a weight in their basket, as if something heavy has been placed in it.
but... upon looking, it is only a comically large bag of heart shaped gummis??? weird.
pay no mind to jade peeking around the corner of the shelf on the opposite aisle. clearly she's not actually there and this isn't her doing. ]
action, the woofs are dangerous
They're pausing for a moment, staring at the bag of gummies like it's about to offer them all the secrets of the universe. Failing that, they pay no attention to the Jade behind the curtain and move to knock the thing off their basket. Well, assuming they can. They're 10-years-old and what is this weight??????
Stay tuned to find out if aliens have cursed them with heavy candy on this day, ig.]
the woofs among u
JEEZ. ]
Ok, ok, I am sorry... [ the jade behind the curtain is not so hidden anymore, squatting down beside frisk to remove the bag herself. it weighs nothing in her arms!! ...nah, it's still pretty heavy, and she holds onto it. gotta put it back, you know? can't just shove it onto the chocolate aisle. ]
I did not think that joke through very well!
900 years later
im 900 years late to getting back to my own post so its okay
Frisk E. Business its beautiful 😭😭😭
Frisk E. Business youre so nice to yourself peridot
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Peridot Stone i mean i deserve nothing less and loving yourself is important for self-actualization
Peridot Stone what did you score for v-day frisk???