lots of weird stuff happening lately but
its finally february 15
so
happy cheap chocolate day!!!!
post pictures of what you get today OR got yesterday?? both are ok
🍫🍫🍫🙏🙏🙏
EXTRA:
[And for those who like action instead of lurking on sketchy apps, Frisk can be found lurking around the candy and sweets section at Freshens. Feel free to find them dumping discounted candy into a basket, getting on their tippy-toes to reach something far beyond their reach, or... simply walking around, free of adult supervision. Please make sure they don't try to crawl into the shelves to get that last box of chocolate. Or don't. The choice is in your hands.]
[ jade is about to play the best prank. it is the best prank that was conceived immediately after seeing frisk's post on retrospec, and as such, it's probably incredibly easy to figure out.
that said, frisk will suddenly feel a weight in their basket, as if something heavy has been placed in it.
but... upon looking, it is only a comically large bag of heart shaped gummis??? weird.
pay no mind to jade peeking around the corner of the shelf on the opposite aisle. clearly she's not actually there and this isn't her doing. ]
They're pausing for a moment, staring at the bag of gummies like it's about to offer them all the secrets of the universe. Failing that, they pay no attention to the Jade behind the curtain and move to knock the thing off their basket. Well, assuming they can. They're 10-years-old and what is this weight??????
Stay tuned to find out if aliens have cursed them with heavy candy on this day, ig.]
[ oh....oh no seeing frisk try to remove the bag just makes jade feel bad. no one goes chocolate shopping and walks out with GUMMIS, she thought it was such a great prank, but now...
JEEZ. ]
Ok, ok, I am sorry... [ the jade behind the curtain is not so hidden anymore, squatting down beside frisk to remove the bag herself. it weighs nothing in her arms!! ...nah, it's still pretty heavy, and she holds onto it. gotta put it back, you know? can't just shove it onto the chocolate aisle. ]
action, the woofs descend
that said, frisk will suddenly feel a weight in their basket, as if something heavy has been placed in it.
but... upon looking, it is only a comically large bag of heart shaped gummis??? weird.
pay no mind to jade peeking around the corner of the shelf on the opposite aisle. clearly she's not actually there and this isn't her doing. ]
action, the woofs are dangerous
They're pausing for a moment, staring at the bag of gummies like it's about to offer them all the secrets of the universe. Failing that, they pay no attention to the Jade behind the curtain and move to knock the thing off their basket. Well, assuming they can. They're 10-years-old and what is this weight??????
Stay tuned to find out if aliens have cursed them with heavy candy on this day, ig.]
the woofs among u
JEEZ. ]
Ok, ok, I am sorry... [ the jade behind the curtain is not so hidden anymore, squatting down beside frisk to remove the bag herself. it weighs nothing in her arms!! ...nah, it's still pretty heavy, and she holds onto it. gotta put it back, you know? can't just shove it onto the chocolate aisle. ]
I did not think that joke through very well!