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Derek Matthews [Draco Malfoy] ([personal profile] blondferret) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-10-03 07:46 pm

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October 3, 2017 near Tisse

I came home to find this guy in my apartment. Anyone know anything about owls? It's acting like it knows me! Like, IT'S WAVING!
explodosafe: (roger!)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-11 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you about challenging your luck. Maybe you can kiss the owl, try see if a princess comes out - owls are the next magic suspect thing after white bunnies, right? Maybe you'll get a GentOWLman rather than a Bunny Girl that way!


Jokes aside, what are you feeding it?
explodosafe: (having fun?)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-12 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, come on, a little peck on the cheek?

Make sure to share your treats with your cat, I heard they get jealous easily. Ok, actually I'd get jealous too of the new guy got all the good food and I don't but you get what I mean. Do you think the owl is another retrospec gift?
explodosafe: (say what?)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're no fun :P

Hope you got some more helpful replies than mine, though. A guy who cares enough for his pets to ask for advice how to treat them right deserves some good, real answers as well.
explodosafe: (I dunno)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Considering that I have fangs that are most likely sharper and bigger than those talons -- sure.

Please don't dash my hopes that my new look hasn't predestined me for the forever-alone life because others wouldn't.
explodosafe: (the rules I break for you bro)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-15 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody's gotta be. Besides, would you not kiss somebody you love, just because they have some pointy teeth or nails? That wouldn't be manly at all.

There's probably a kink for that sort of thing.
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[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-10-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Anyway, good luck with your owl problem. If you even need a sitter or change your mind, let me know.