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[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

Comments

[lingeringwill]

I want this chicken working at the club asap

[judgementkazzy]

I'll have to keep an eye out to see if Retrospec sends me the chicken.
I just have the weirdest sense that I paid a chicken to manage buildings for me...

[lingeringwill]

are we talking like a magical chicken or just like...a chicken chicken

[judgementkazzy]

I'm pretty sure it's just a regular chicken.
I won it at a bowling alley, I think?

[lingeringwill]

what weird fucking world are you from, kiryu

[sotenbori]

no
what the fuck is this

[judgementkazzy]

I don't know...
Some of the stuff is normal, but then there's stuff like this.

[judgementkazzy]

[ wow, Majima. ]

I wish I could tell you.
But this is definitely the weirdest thing I've remembered so far.

[sotenbori]

first of all why would you pay a chicken
what the hells it gonna do with money

[judgementkazzy]

I guess to cover food expenses?
I couldn't just employ a chicken for free.

[sotenbori]

are you telling me
a chicken is gonna take cash money
go to the store
and buy chicken feed

[eyestitch]

the jokes for this could just write themselves

unless it was a lady-chicken.

[judgementkazzy]

I don't know, I don't think I ever asked.
I just know I definitely paid this chicken.

[judgementkazzy]

I think it's a boy.
Though honestly, I can't be sure.
"Nugget" is kind of gender-neutral.

[originallutece]

Are you certain your other self wasn't just doing it as a joke?

[judgementkazzy]

Maybe?
I can't say 100% because I haven't remembered much from my time as a real estate manager.
But I'm pretty sure I paid this chicken for its work.

[eyestitch]

so it's named nugget but it also worked for you?

that's not exactly professional! sales associate nugget. agent nugget. god, it's just terrible! i hope you didn't name him

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I won him at a bowling alley?

I get the feeling I wasn't the most professional boss, considering I hired a chicken.

[ No one is more disappointed than Kiryu. ]

[vendettastool]

Considering that animals have run public offices, been judges, law enforcers, and even do public work, I don't think it would be that odd.

Unless you hired them to work in a place that outlaws that kind of thing.

[judgementkazzy]

[ See, this is the kind of response Kaz is looking for. ]

I don't think it was illegal or anything, it was just kind of weird.
Though the chicken did a really good job managing my properties, considering it was a chicken.

[vendettastool]

Then it shouldn't be that worrying. I mean, unless the chicken needed to do some speaking or something. I know I wouldn't want to get it mad. They go for the eyes.

[judgementkazzy]

No, it didn't talk. It just made chicken noises.
Maybe that's why it was a good manager.
People don't wanna mess with chickens?

[sotenbori]

shit you shouldve just thrown your money away

[judgementkazzy]

It was the 80s, right?
I guess maybe I had money to burn.

[ On chickens. ]

[sotenbori]

i think we experienced two very different versions of the 80s