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[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

Comments

[lingeringwill]

I want this chicken working at the club asap

[judgementkazzy]

I'll have to keep an eye out to see if Retrospec sends me the chicken.
I just have the weirdest sense that I paid a chicken to manage buildings for me...

[sotenbori]

no
what the fuck is this

[judgementkazzy]

[ wow, Majima. ]

I wish I could tell you.
But this is definitely the weirdest thing I've remembered so far.

[eyestitch]

the jokes for this could just write themselves

unless it was a lady-chicken.

[judgementkazzy]

I think it's a boy.
Though honestly, I can't be sure.
"Nugget" is kind of gender-neutral.

[originallutece]

Are you certain your other self wasn't just doing it as a joke?

[judgementkazzy]

Maybe?
I can't say 100% because I haven't remembered much from my time as a real estate manager.
But I'm pretty sure I paid this chicken for its work.

[vendettastool]

Considering that animals have run public offices, been judges, law enforcers, and even do public work, I don't think it would be that odd.

Unless you hired them to work in a place that outlaws that kind of thing.

[judgementkazzy]

[ See, this is the kind of response Kaz is looking for. ]

I don't think it was illegal or anything, it was just kind of weird.
Though the chicken did a really good job managing my properties, considering it was a chicken.

[saburai]

Ignoring the logistics of a manager chicken... wouldn't you just be able to pay them in feed?

[judgementkazzy]

Oh, that's a good point.
Maybe the money I paid him was just the cost of food.

[thesettingsun]

Are you absolutely sure that this happened? You weren't in a weird movie, or playing an elaborate prank on somebody?

[judgementkazzy]

I remember it the same as I remember the other stuff.
So it must be real, right?

[sketchythief]

was it a special chicken? like... did it talk in human language or...

[judgementkazzy]

No, it didn't talk. As far as I can tell, anyway.
Though I guess it must have been pretty smart because it did well enough that I paid him.

[heiroglyphs]

That depends.
What are the chicken's qualifications?

[judgementkazzy]

[ He takes a moment to respond. He is legitimately trying to remember. ]

I don't think the chicken had any management experience.

[parodeity]

are you joking
i ONLY let poultry manage my real estate properties
actual human beings simply dont compare when it comes to raw talent

[judgementkazzy]

LOL Yeah.
See, you get it.

[ KAZ....... ]

[evidentiary]

I would not, and I have some slight concerns about those who would have. Could it speak...?

[judgementkazzy]

No, it definitely didn't speak.
But I guess it did a good job?

[prometheanflame]

Chickens are inherently trustworthy.

But does it have the proper education background for real estate?

[judgementkazzy]

Are they? That's good.

I think this was probably the chicken's first job.

[ Entry-level real estate manager, must be nice. ]

[burlyheart]

It's a cute chicken.

Don't you need to know math to a decent job at managing though?

[judgementkazzy]

Thanks. It's kinda cute, right?

One the technical side, you would.
But if it's just manning a phone to answer people's concerns, talking is more important.
Which the chicken couldn't do, so maybe it just sat at the phone?

[skald]

Are you sure you paid the chicken to be a manager

And not like, you paid the manager in chickens?

[Still fucking weird, but slightly more plausible?]

[judgementkazzy]

No, I definitely had enough money to pay.
The chicken definitely worked for me.

[insantafe]

How's that supposed to work? Did past you speak chicken, or what? Did you give it benefits?

[judgementkazzy]

I don't think I spoke chicken...
I think I just told it what to do and it did it.
It was a smart chicken.

[longwei2go]

dude you can't just post your cock on social media like that
not in public anyway

[ look SOMEONE had to lead with that. ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ about time tbh. Kiryu gets a good laugh out of it. ]

It's a chicken, not a rooster.

[odapologist]

Does it have a name?

[judgementkazzy]

Yes. His name is Nugget. :-)

[sakeplz]

lol really?
thats amazing

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah!
I don't think the old-me was as normal as I thought he was...

[me_matey]

i mean how sane do u think it is to have a cat on an airship crew? lifes a trip, homey.

[judgementkazzy]

Is that what you had?
I'm starting to think I could remember anything.
Fighting tigers? Sure.
Hired a chicken? Okay.

[toobigtohandle]

... Well, some people are more stupid than chicken,
I suppose.

[judgementkazzy]

He did a really good job as far as I can tell.
Especially considering that it's a chicken.