01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

Comments

[lingeringwill]

I want this chicken working at the club asap

[sotenbori]

no
what the fuck is this

[eyestitch]

the jokes for this could just write themselves

unless it was a lady-chicken.

[originallutece]

Are you certain your other self wasn't just doing it as a joke?

[vendettastool]

Considering that animals have run public offices, been judges, law enforcers, and even do public work, I don't think it would be that odd.

Unless you hired them to work in a place that outlaws that kind of thing.

[saburai]

Ignoring the logistics of a manager chicken... wouldn't you just be able to pay them in feed?

[thesettingsun]

Are you absolutely sure that this happened? You weren't in a weird movie, or playing an elaborate prank on somebody?

[sketchythief]

was it a special chicken? like... did it talk in human language or...

[heiroglyphs]

That depends.
What are the chicken's qualifications?

[parodeity]

are you joking
i ONLY let poultry manage my real estate properties
actual human beings simply dont compare when it comes to raw talent

[evidentiary]

I would not, and I have some slight concerns about those who would have. Could it speak...?

[prometheanflame]

Chickens are inherently trustworthy.

But does it have the proper education background for real estate?

[burlyheart]

It's a cute chicken.

Don't you need to know math to a decent job at managing though?

[skald]

Are you sure you paid the chicken to be a manager

And not like, you paid the manager in chickens?

[Still fucking weird, but slightly more plausible?]

[insantafe]

How's that supposed to work? Did past you speak chicken, or what? Did you give it benefits?

[longwei2go]

dude you can't just post your cock on social media like that
not in public anyway

[ look SOMEONE had to lead with that. ]

[odapologist]

Does it have a name?

[sakeplz]

lol really?
thats amazing

[me_matey]

i mean how sane do u think it is to have a cat on an airship crew? lifes a trip, homey.

[toobigtohandle]

... Well, some people are more stupid than chicken,
I suppose.