01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

No, I definitely had enough money to pay.
The chicken definitely worked for me.

[skald]

Is iiiiit a human trapped in the body of a chicken? Like a genius mathematician/real estate mogul who was transformed into a chicken by a malicious witch (or something? I really don't know anything about your hallucinomemories)

[judgementkazzy]

I... don't know.
Probably not?
This is the weirdest thing I've remembered so far.
There hasn't been any magic or anything that weird.

[ Besides having super strength and giving off fire and taking damage that would kill a normal person. ]

[skald]

I think they get progressively weirder! I thought all of my memories would be normal and boring, but then I remembered that my cousin had magic. Maybe this is just the first sign that you're from some strange fairy tale!

[judgementkazzy]

Damn... I guess anything's possible, you're right.

[ Majima did get a glowing dagger in the mail... ]

[skald]

Are you going to give him the job IRL if you get the chicken in the mail from Retrospec?

[judgementkazzy]

Uh. Probably not.
I'm not at the point where I can hire people (or chickens) at the company I work at.

[skald]

Oh

Yeah that would probably be a hard sell, wouldn't it

Even if he's reeeally obviously great at the job

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I don't think my boss would take past-life experience into account even if the chicken knew what it was doing.

[skald]

You should have more confidence in hallucino-Kazzy

I'm sure the chicken knows what it was doing, otherwise you wouldn't have hired it

[judgementkazzy]

[ Aw, she called him Kazzy..... she must've picked it up from Majima. Cute. ]

I think so too.
Nugget obviously knew what he was doing or I wouldn't have hired him.

[skald]

[100% a Majimaism.]

Omg his name is Nugget, that's so cute

[judgementkazzy]

Right? Past-me named it.
It's a fitting name for a good chicken.

[skald]

Except on second thought it's kind of like reminding the chicken that it might be food?

Did you make out paychecks to Nugget? Does he have like working papers or a visa? I keep thinking about the logistics of this and getting a little more confused

[judgementkazzy]

I saved it from getting eaten, so maybe that's why.
But I'm not really sure... I just know I paid it and it made money.
I haven't gotten back any of the details.

[skald]

I'm not going to lie, I'm really confused about everything about this scenario. I'm glad you saved the chicken, I guess?

[judgementkazzy]

It was weird.
I guess I was supposed to win a turkey dinner for bowling a turkey?
But instead they gave me a chicken.
So I kept the chicken instead of eating it.
And hired it because why the hell not?
Not really sure what I was thinking...

[skald]

I don't know if these details were supposed to explain more about this situation?

But I definitely understand less of what happened in your hallucinomemories than I did a few minutes ago.

Do you have any idea what was going on there? In general, I mean. Like I'm pretty sure I hung out with some magic thieves who may or may not have been pirates. What's up with yours?

[judgementkazzy]

I'm sorry.
I keep hoping I'll remember how it makes sense by talking about it, but it's really not.

Generally, my memories have to deal with being a yakuza and being involved with organized crime.
But then there's stuff like this...

[skald]

Wait

You were a yakuza?

Can chickens join the yakuza?

[judgementkazzy]

Oh.
Yeah.
I was.

But I wasn't when I was working in real estate, at least I don't think...
Plus chickens definitely can't join the yakuza.