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01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo.
10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys,
I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this?
I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager.
Really.

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I think they might be the longest ever made in Japan

That's super badass.
Did anyone wield a sword that big?

a father and a son in a big battle.
just the once.

That's really cool.
It must have been an important battle.

I looked up the clan and it seems like they were fighting Nobunaga

Woah, awesome.

[ Guess he doesn't have to ask if they won or lost... ]

yeah isnt it?

So did you, like, turn into the sword...?

uhhhhh I dont remember yet!

LOL I know the feeling.
Maybe someday I'll remember how hiring a chicken to work for me made any sense.

maybe its a robot chicken?

Nah, it's a normal chicken as far as I know.

that must be a really impressive chicken

Yeah, he was really smart, I guess.

guess its a good way to avoid being dinner. just be super smart

Yeah. And cute.
I couldn't send it to its death once I met it.

Im not sure Ive ever seen anyone else call a chicken cute b4

They're fluffy.

ummmm I dont usually see ppl call chickens fluffy

So the fluffiness is cute.
Have you seen the kind that are all skinny when they stand but then when they sit they look fat?

no
I dont tend to look at chickens unless Im eating them honestly

Well, they do that.
I actually got the chicken in the mail after I made this post.

wow seriously?

Yeah. He's my pet now.
He's really smart.

can he do tricks?

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Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle
Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.