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[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I think so.
I saw one in the fog and I did a pretty good job.

[sketchythief]

would you offer escorting/bodyguard services for the fog stuff thats going around...?

[judgementkazzy]

Oh, yeah. I could definitely do that.
Do you need help? Are you being stalked by anything in the fog?

[sketchythief]

yeah... i try not to go out at night but sometimes things happen and i need to go... and sometimes i see this guy thats stalking(???) me and trying to kill me whenever he sees me with

laser beams

[judgementkazzy]

Woah. That's intense.
Are you okay? Staying inside might be your best bet.
I got chased by tigers when I went out...

[sketchythief]

im fine... i want to stay inside whenever i can

being chased by tigers doesnt sound so great either and i think you would only fight them off if you have no choice...

i didnt think terror was too real in the month of halloween ever

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I fought them.
This is pretty bad, honestly.
The weird stuff isn't usually this bad.
Even monsters were better than this.

[sketchythief]

at first i was wondering why monsters are better than this but now that i think about it, at least they were dumb and we could escape easily

its like they upgraded for the thrill of adrenaline junkies in a spooky month

[judgementkazzy]

Right, they weren't the stuff of nightmares like these things.
You could stay inside and not have to worry about stuff.
Not even our dreams are safe this month...

[sketchythief]

ive been having weird dreams lately... that wasnt just me?? sometimes i tag along with someone i dont know...

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it seems like everyone's been going through that.
I know I have, as well as some people I know.

[sketchythief]

im hoping its not a big plan to get everybody sleep deprived to let the city descend into chaos

sleep deprived people can get scary...

[judgementkazzy]

At least it's only affecting the people who have Retrospec.
We're a pretty small minority, so the city should hopefully be okay.

Even if there's a lot more angry people around this month.

[sketchythief]

angry people with super powers... can you imagine??

i hope this all passes soon

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, that would be bad.
Nothing besides the colors and that kind of thing has lasted longer than a month though.
So hopefully once Halloween passes, we'll be okay.